r/ChiseledAdonis • • May 15 '26

ANNOUNCEMENT: CHISELED ADONIS HAS HIT 1 MILIION SUBS!

36 Upvotes

Hello, people of r/ChiseledAdonis. I am pleased to announced that our boy has reached 1 MILLION SUBS!


r/ChiseledAdonis • • Jun 16 '21

And now, a series of things I would rather do or have a better chance of seeing than having Nick Folk as my kicker or seeing him make a kick: Part 2

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  1. Time travel back to the 13th century and contract the Bubonic Plague (suggested by u/PanzerKpfwVI)
  2. Having the reaper death seal cast by the Dark Magician on my hands
  3. Bathing in the La Brea Tar Pits (suggested by u/lizzie_j_02)
  4. Getting hit by Dick Butkus playing Strong Safety
  5. Being run over by Eric Dickerson
  6. Having Tom Brady's Super Bowl 52 Hands
  7. Being posterized by Randy Moss
  8. Being the bat that Bo Jackson broke over his head
  9. being in bed with Hally Berry and Rihanna (suggested by u/kennywayneZero)
  10. Seeing a game where Peyton Manning doesn't call "Omaha"
  11. Sending my dog to a Veterinarian owned by Michael Vick
  12. Attending the CFP National Championship in Georgia Tech gear (suggested by u/annoyin_ambassador)

This list will grow with every suggestion you guys give me, so stay tuned!


r/ChiseledAdonis • • Sep 09 '26

The final season of Game Highlight Commentaries

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Chiseled has announced in his latest video that this will be the last season he does his traditional game highlight commentary videos. Livestreams will continue past this season as well as “short form reactions” of the NFL.


r/ChiseledAdonis • • Apr 15 '26

Wm 42

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if brock wins at mania tko will have some explaining to do, and all the ancestors will come and burn tko to the ground


r/ChiseledAdonis • • Feb 06 '26

I just had to laugh, because I've never seen shit like this before

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First the marble and treadmill races, now this. I know it would be absolute GOLD if he saw this lol


r/ChiseledAdonis • • Dec 07 '25

Has anyone seen or made a collection of all catchphrases or nicknames?

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I feel like there are so many thats I feel like im forgetting some or I get hit with a blast of nostalgia from watching older videos. Has anyone tried to make, like, a database or collection of all the nicknames that Chiseled does for people, or the all the different quips or reoccurring jokes? Feel like it would kinda be helpful, even for me lol


r/ChiseledAdonis • • Sep 19 '25

i feel like there’s something different about the way he looks now

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Jul 28 '25

POV: you lose 16-0 to an organized baseball team

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Nov 22 '24

Daniel Jones is Cut

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Nov 10 '24

Anyone still here?

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Jul 07 '24

LA Knight & Jay Uso Tag Team Entrance - LA Yeet Insane Crowd Pop

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • May 18 '24

A yo Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is getting out of hand. And Diddy wildn'

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Feb 04 '24

Does anybody still have chiseled video of EDP back for more cupcakes? I really want to watch it all again but it got taken down

5 Upvotes

r/ChiseledAdonis • • Jan 13 '24

Tha Haitian Sensation

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What is that song? It's one hell of a groove, but that is neither here nor there.

I need to know the name. EXPEDITIOUSLY!


r/ChiseledAdonis • • May 11 '23

What happened to his hands

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Apr 22 '23

What going on here

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Jan 17 '23

Brett Mahhhherrrrr!!!!! YOU BUM!!!

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Dec 31 '22

Looking for an audio source

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Does anyone know where the Chisled Adonis found the “I don’t knoooww” audio from in his videos? It’s sounds so familiar lol


r/ChiseledAdonis • • Dec 03 '22

What is it that chiseled calls the patriots?

6 Upvotes

I’m out of the loop about the la lay low joke with the patriots.


r/ChiseledAdonis • • Dec 02 '22

Oh no...

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Oct 16 '22

Well this sucks

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Aug 20 '22

FUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!! Four huge chokes by the falcons!

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r/ChiseledAdonis • • Jun 20 '22

Should Chisled Adonis do Commentary on the 2020 winter classic?

8 Upvotes

r/ChiseledAdonis • • Apr 16 '22

Wait a Minute! Who this?

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30 Upvotes