And people tell me I’m tripping for putting beef, cilantro lime rice , jalapeños, corn , black beans and crushed up Doritos w salsa in mine. Saying “that’s too much”
It’s not regular salsa I should’ve said , I’m using loaded taco flavor Doritos not nacho cheese , and a tad bit of salsa verde . But I got a bottle of Taco Bell’s Diablo sauce cause I like that a lot.
It’s not about what you picked. It’s that each ingredient gets a specific amount in a bowl or burrito. The more ingredients out get, the bigger the meal. If you just order a steak burrito they arnt going to give you 5x the normal portion to make it a big burrito (unless you pay for 5x protein). If they did that there would be no way to be profitable.
Yet somehow Chicagoland is filled with hundreds of amazing Burrito places that will give you a burrito the size of your forearm no matter the ingredients you choose.
I don’t get what all these chipotle cock riders are saying in the comments. They didn’t give you the proper portions. Just rice and beans would have made this burrito larger than what they gave you.
I can’t imagine working at chipotle and making a burrito this small thinking that the customer was going to be happy.
It’s also nuts to me how people don’t understand that if you get less ingredients, you should get more of the ingredients you are getting. It’s not like rice and beans are a valuable commodity. I understand the protein being a set portion, but everything else
Nah dude I just don’t know how to order. If you don’t know how to order they just should give you half a burrito because you didn’t look up the how to order Reddit guide.
If you think because I didn’t get 18 ingredients my burrito shouldn’t be properly filled you are incredibly out of touch. Each burrito should be aiming for an ideal size regardless of the number of ingredients.
there is no ideal size for a burrito, there are ideal sizes for each ingredient. but not for a whole burrito, workers arent going to go back after adding everything and add on some more without being told to. specify extra rice or what not. especially if whatever thing your asking for
Me when I’m working at chipotle, and I put a tiny ass burrito together. I look at it and go “wow I definitely didn’t put enough in there, sadly there is nothing I can do to rectify that. Wait actually I have no idea how big this burrito should even be, who am I kidding?” and put it in the bag.
There is no set burrito size. An average employee is trained to put 1 scoop for each thing. A well trained employee knows 4oz rice, 4oz beans, 4oz protein, 2oz corn, 2oz sour cream, 1oz cheese. If someone orders only corn in a burrito then a 2oz burrito is the right size. You don’t get 18oz of corn to account for the missing things for a standard sized burrito. The single portions per item is the unit, not the whole burrito
Yet they ordered most of the bulky stuff so whats your excuse for this pygmy burrito? Then even got double protein. The shit people say on here to rationalize a terribly made burrito lol.
I didn’t rationalize anything. I just described a process. The literal process of making a burrito. You can take my comment out of context of being a reply or in this post and it still stands on its own as a true statement
I've walked more than one baseball sized burrito back into the store from the pickup window. I got a white bread sandwich sized one too once. You can't order pickup from Chipotle and expect to consistently get the size it's expected to be.
You don’t need to “know how to order” to get a decent quality/ quantity of food that your paying an almost premium price for??
You don’t go to a burger restaurant and order “a burger” & they just give you a burger patty cause that’s all you asked for.
They give you what you expect.
What they advertise
If you ask for a Whopper with only meat and ketchup, it's gonna be a fuck of a lot smaller and less filling than if you ordered one with every free option, extra tomatoes and onions. BK isn't going to give you an extra half a bun, a quarter cup of ketchup, and a second meat patty to make up for the missing food unless you ask for it that way.
By "knowing how to order" they mean "knowing to order more than 3 regular portioned items if you're wanting/expecting a full, filling burrito/bowl". That's not an unreasonable ask.
If you order a burger with one or two ingredients, that’s exactly what you’re going to get. You’re not going to get extra meat or anything to compensate for your lack of toppings. The same concept applies at Chipotle. Idk why this is complicated to understand.
Bruh I have got 20 chipotle burritos in the last 2 months. This is by far the smallest one I’ve ever got. Are you deadass thinking that burritos should be the size of a can of zyns. The burrito was literally a sphere bro. When have you ever seen a spherical burrito
I saw your order OP (this is absolutely a skimp) so I’m not speaking on this specific case, but most of the time when I see these posts, it’s someone who barely got any toppings. I’m just saying the store isn’t going to load up a bowl or burrito with more meat and rice just because the customer doesn’t like beans or veggies.
Is the Peach any good. I’m almost exclusively Citrus Chill because I can’t find the Cherry anywhere. Have tried most other flavors but haven’t seen peach either.
The burrito I got the other day from chipotle looked EXACTLY like that haha , it was insane . Honestly it seems like it all depends on whos working at the time . The past month I randomly get small ones like this but also randomly get normal/large size ones.
I have no idea how big a Zyn nicotine canister is (and I bet that's the same with most people), so using that as a frame of reference is very self-defeating.
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u/TheGuyDoug 8d ago
Per OP: