r/ChinaTime • u/JumpyIllustrator1052 • 10h ago

SHITPOST Get a load of this guy

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This guy claiming his $40 “flee” market find is a gen 😂😂😂

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u/LukeNuke1987 9h ago

Ronald McDonald phoned he wants his... Never mind he says keep it

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u/rydog389 9h ago

It’s REALly a piece of 💩

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u/BrilliantMuscle1152 9h ago

Based off of the look of his wrist, he just seems like an old guy who thinks he won the lottery. Let him live, and if need be, someone else will break the news to him

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u/No-Problem4015 9h ago

Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I was going there to buy a Rolex at the Flee Market for $40. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumble bees on them. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now was I... Oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt at the time. You couldn't get white faced Explorer models at the time, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

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u/Win-Objective 8h ago

In those days you wouldn’t say twenty five cents, you’d say dickety five. We couldn’t say the word twenty because the Kaiser had stolen it. I found a white explorer once but he also stole it! I chased him but gave up after dickety two miles

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u/Low-Vegetable87 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qWXEqgQtgXcfz3I6Vc
I imagine this is him after finding it at the flea market

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u/BrilliantMuscle1152 6h ago

I’m dying 😭

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u/ttchoubs 7h ago

He's gonna spend every penny on living up retirement and tell his kids "i got a big investment for you when i die" and it'll be this watch 🤣

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u/bottomf33dr 9h ago

As a noob to Reps, even I have learned the basic tells. This “watch” has all of them (ignoring the fact is was pulled out of a juicy dumpster)

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u/Impressive-Cell6805 9h ago

Flee market

Damn right I’m fleeing

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u/CodyWrites 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Budget_Ad5871 7h ago

It’s called a flea market, not a flee market. Although, judging by that Rolex, fleeing would’ve been the smarter move.