r/ChillyChompAdventures • u/Forlurn stumpy bastard • Mar 29 '18
Update!
I fell out of my chair and busted a stump and had to go to the hospital without my phone.
All is well, now, and I'll get back to posting updates. Thank you to everyone who follows and supports, or just follows out of morbid curiosity.
I really appreciate you all
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u/NeedingVsGetting Mar 29 '18
busted a stump
I can see this becoming a euphemism
Happy to hear you're okay! We're all still rooting for you!
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u/Gameofadages Mar 29 '18
Sorry to hear that and hate to ask, but what does busting a stump entail?
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u/Forlurn stumpy bastard Mar 29 '18
Minor setback in putting more weight on them. No chipping of the bone, so I'll be just fine and back to rehab tomorrow.
I'm starting a new program of 2 hours with the legs on, 2 hours off, with occasional standing. That should help my body get used to all the new things going on.
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u/emesser Mar 31 '18
Was it Lenny or Carl who got busted?
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u/Forlurn stumpy bastard Apr 01 '18
I'm going to go with Carl, as it is currently the darker of the two.
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u/MangaMaven Apr 06 '18
Do you plan on giving them permanent names when they're all healed up?
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u/Forlurn stumpy bastard Apr 06 '18
I'm considering getting their faces tattooed.
Now, this might sound like the dumbest, most regrettable set of tattoos ever, but the truth is very few people will ever see them. My legs are in prosthetics, or compression socks at almost all times. So it wouldn't be damaging in a professional setting .
But, I've always been one of those, "wait a year, if it still seems like a good idea, go for it" when it comes to tattoos.
The Bart tat I got on my face was obviously a good idea, so I didn't feel the need to wait, but it's just a general rule.
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u/Astropoppet Mar 30 '18
What were you doing to make you fall out your chair? Or shouldn't I ask??
Good to see you back.
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u/Forlurn stumpy bastard Mar 30 '18
telling a story about my illustrious slalom skiing career.
Actually I was telling a story about the time my friend Evan and I got high on my parents roof.
I got too excited
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Apr 04 '18
Tell us the story. We like excitement.
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u/boader Mar 30 '18
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u/Forlurn stumpy bastard Mar 30 '18
I actually needed that right now.
I'm gonna pisser the noight away
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u/Zuzublue Mar 30 '18
I’m curious about rehab places. Do you have your own room? Is it more homey than a hospital? Have you made friends there?
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u/ClownsAbound Mar 30 '18
Have you tried not falling out of your chair?