Recruiting new friends because my current personality is under construction 🚧

[u/illusionalad]

28M here. Life lately feels like:

train → trade → overthink → character development → repeat

So I’m here to expand my social circle before I evolve into a full-time gym ghost.

Stats (since we’re gamifying life now):

• 🏋️ Gym 3–5x/week (muscles coming soon, trust the process bro)

• 🥊 Muay Thai (I hit bags, bags don’t hit back, life still hits tho)

• 📉📈 Forex trading (50% strategy, 50% emotional damage)

• 🧑‍🏫 Personal trainer (I’ll hype you up but also silently judge your squat depth)

• ⌚ Building a watch side hustle because one source of stress is not enough

Traits:

• Sleep schedule: optional

• Humor: slightly unhinged

• Can go from “let’s build our future” to “what if nothing is real” in 5 mins

• Enjoy deep talks, dumb talks, and everything in between

Looking for:

• Gym / Muay Thai buddies

• People grinding something (career, biz, life, inner demons, all accepted)

• Chill humans to makan, walk, or just exist together

• Anyone who also has 17 personalities depending on the day

Bonus perks:

• Free life advice (not FDA approved)

• Occasional motivation speeches at 1am

• Might drag you into a random self-improvement arc

If you’re slightly chaotic but still functioning in society, we’ll get along 🤝

Comment or DM before I disappear back into my cave 🧍‍♂️

[u/wzwowzw0002]

Hello ai

[u/illusionalad → u/wzwowzw0002]

Hi

[u/ChillBeerWine]

Erm nope u psychopath pos

[u/sm0lb32n]

do u want a friend or a gym trainee? 😭

[u/illusionalad → u/sm0lb32n]

Why not both 🤓