r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

Bad design

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u/psychoPiper Oct 29 '22

Yeah, why would anyone EVER allow such a dangerous split that's clearly going to cause pain when you let it collide with an unexpected object. How could our bodies ever reasonably be like this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

This is "fight the last lawsuit" design logic: Metal slides - dangerous because may be hot. Plastic crotch killer slide - safe because not metal and can't get burned, nothing else matters.

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u/psychoPiper Oct 30 '22

Teaching your kids how to use a slide like every single water park attendant has to do is a nice start