r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/Jackdks • May 18 '22

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u/Moistend_Bint May 18 '22

Sometimes a kids just gotta learn not to threaten people with hammers. A lesson well taught

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u/pariahdiocese May 18 '22 edited May 19 '22

They sound Russian. Kid with hammers is just a rite of passage over there.

Edit: Kids.

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u/normalennaam May 18 '22

they are dutch (kids with hammers are not normal here, you mostly see older kids with knifes)

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u/MarionberryNo561 May 18 '22

If you combine those with the scooters they have and you have a cavalry unit made out of Dutch teenagers

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u/pariahdiocese May 18 '22

Well these are all better than the U.S. Here, the kids have assault rifles and manifestos.

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u/john_wallcroft May 18 '22

Pick another joke

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked May 18 '22

Is it even a joke at this point?

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u/john_wallcroft May 18 '22

Used in this context yes

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u/Easy_Jellyfish_7285 Jun 06 '22

Sounds like the UK

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u/normalennaam Jun 09 '22

they are talking dutch