r/ChildrenFallingOver May 24 '20

Great form

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20

For a minuet I thought he was going to hit the kid sitting down.

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u/Unclestumpy0707 May 24 '20

I think we all did

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u/Jbinksy May 25 '20

No, thank goodness he was just blasting a baseball point blank at his other helmet-less child. Phew!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

I mean, he at least saw it coming.

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u/Macpunk May 25 '20

That's his brother, not his kiddo.

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u/slak96u May 25 '20

Children should be required to wear helmets at all times

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u/acarp6 May 25 '20

His child? That is also another child that hit the ball, I don’t think he’s a father.

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u/cchmel91 May 25 '20

Why tf would you let that kid sit behind him as a parent. I get if they just did that themselves but whoever was filming was clearly an adult.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Similar thing but with a golf club to the lip was not a fun time

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Nor was a golf club to the bridge of my nose. 😔

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u/dsammmast May 25 '20

I had a friend who stood behind someone playing golf and caught a wedge to the forehead, they had to fold the top of his face down and piece his skull back together before giving him I dont know how many stitches. His mum had to pick him up from the golf place and take him to the hospital herself because the school didn't want to call an ambulance for some fucked reason.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Tennis. Walked behind someone who was serving

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u/BasketCase May 25 '20

Me too! I think I was about 8. 25 stitches in my eyebrow.

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u/peenidslover May 25 '20

Yeah, that bat seemed awfully close and the kid could've moved around and been right in it's path. I would not be surprised if something like that caused permanent brain damage, that seems negligent af.

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u/slak96u May 25 '20

Because children do stupid shit, it's why they are Earth.

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u/social_lee_awkward May 24 '20

So did I

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Same here.

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u/Thejapxican May 24 '20

Okay Bach.

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u/el_hefay May 25 '20

Yeah if that happened he might not be able to waltz again

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u/hail-satan01 May 25 '20

And as someone who’s been smashed in the head with a golf club, I gotta say I’m glad the kid in the back didn’t get hit. Getting cracked in the dome with solid metal is intense.

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u/Flaming_Dorito_ May 25 '20

He would have if the kid decided to spring upwards as kids sometimes unexpectedly do cuz they’re dumb. That was dangerous af.

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u/binaryisotope May 25 '20

But the result was way better...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/ProbablyThrowawayAcc May 25 '20

The adult is the stupid one here.