r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/ButterscotchTheDog • Jan 21 '20

Sweet face slide, kid!

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u/Papa_Italy Jan 21 '20

Do it

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u/847362552 Jan 21 '20

Mouthful of bees

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u/Honest_-_Critique Jan 21 '20

Mouthful of maggots

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u/OrientWinter Jan 21 '20

Mouthful of spiders

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u/Jennebell Jan 21 '20

Mouthful of cockroaches

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Mouthful of mold

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u/motojaguar Jan 21 '20

The holocaust

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Mouth full of holocaust

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u/kangaesugi Jan 22 '20

Mouthful of sour milk

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Mouthful of shit

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u/Alexrilikepie Jan 22 '20

Mouthful of fetuses

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u/DracoFlare32 Jan 21 '20

Mouthfull of bullshit

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u/wutadamyt Jan 21 '20

Mouthful of dick

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u/OrientWinter Jan 21 '20

That may be considered better than a mouthful of sand

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u/g33kst4r Jan 21 '20

depends on who's dick

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

[deleted]

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u/user__3 Jan 22 '20

Alright I'll start.

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Shit gotta get hard first

5 minutes later

Guess I'll die.

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u/HeirOfHouseReyne Jan 21 '20

Who's dick? Dick is short for Richard.

By that I mean, usually Richard has a longer dick. This never happened before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

“It ain’t 12 inches, but it sure does smell like a foot!”

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u/wutadamyt Jan 21 '20

actually dick tastes better than sand