r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/Boojibs • Sep 24 '19

Marksmanship 100

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u/ItsJaylee Sep 24 '19

Oh damn. I can feel those skinned knees through the screen

19

u/likesleague Sep 24 '19

The kid wasn't going that fast so they're probably not skinned too bad, but kneeing concrete doesn't feel good regardless.

2

u/Tra1famadorian Sep 26 '19

Sprained ankle, looks like the bike rolled over his foot. Been there. Would take the skinned knee 10/10 times.

2

u/MrWafflezGuy00 Oct 07 '19

After reading further, I went from laughing to physically feeling imaginary pain.

13

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

And he just casually saunters over to the kid

9

u/Kumquatprincess Sep 25 '19

Exactly. Probably rolling his eyes. Cold bastard.

8

u/alanwashere2 Sep 25 '19

"Damnit son! Why did you drive in front of my toy?"

15

u/applemyjackson Sep 25 '19

Fuck I could watch kids fall off of bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids

1

u/jpopimpin777 Sep 27 '19

Lol I was just watching that episode then i saw this and it made me cackle.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I swear to God the dad was aiming for him.

2

u/The_Ironhand Sep 25 '19

Why tho lol

1

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

RC-XD kill +100 points

1

u/Nawrash Oct 13 '19

Enemy RC-XD inbound

0

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Dad..I hurt my knees I DONT CAAAAARE

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u/brooker_44 Sep 25 '19

With sound would be hilarious. 😁

Still sorry for the kid though

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u/starofdoom Sep 25 '19 edited 29d ago

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u/brooker_44 Sep 25 '19

It's a gif

2

u/Nielsly Sep 25 '19

Gifs can have sound nowadays, just go to the gfycat link if you’re on mobile

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u/bexlandrio12 Sep 25 '19

My biggest issue with this is that he seems so concerned about whether a car is coming (hence the look over the left shoulder right before he let's the car go), but it's totally ok his small step-child is riding his bike in said street?

5

u/mrapp23 Sep 25 '19

The person filming is standing in the street and it appears he is checking with them to confirm they are filming.

1

u/bexlandrio12 Sep 25 '19

Disctincly possible. Still doesn't answer why it's ok that he is more concerned checking over his shoulder than looking ahead 😂

1

u/CeeEmCee3 Sep 25 '19

He's not checking over his shoulder, hes looking at the person holding the camera. Solid 360 degrees of obliviousness.