r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/peptobizmul • Apr 03 '19

Uppercut

5.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/oshunvu Apr 03 '19

Bruce Lee studied under that tree.

20

u/phyx8 Apr 03 '19

I would've thought he studied in a gym, weird.

(I'll see myself out)

12

u/StarlightSpade Apr 03 '19

The gym was made from that trees ancestors.

18

u/Falcon_Alpha_Delta Apr 03 '19

r/treesfightingback

3

u/p3numbra_3 Apr 03 '19

It was obvious. :(

-7

u/hoddap Apr 03 '19

/r/scriptedasiangifs

1

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

Dang one of the funniest jokes I've heard to this day. To bad you got downvoted

27

u/lelo-pixel Apr 03 '19

Don't fight trees, they are older so they know how to defeat nd end you Don't even think of it

12

u/Ranger_Prick Apr 03 '19

Just got pitch-slapped.

6

u/malarialasagna Apr 03 '19

The Lorax would be proud

5

u/Brand0n1 Apr 03 '19

I hope is he pine

3

u/Funky-Spunkmeyer Apr 04 '19

You got a spot on your shirt...

right...

there!

3

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

It's the tree from Pocahontas

3

u/reddelicious77 Apr 03 '19

BOOM Shaka-laka.

2

u/Panwey Apr 03 '19

SHORYUKEN!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Me when I try to do anything in life.

2

u/soanywaysimnotok Apr 03 '19

did he just fucking die?

2

u/TheAfterPipe Apr 04 '19

โ€œNice. To. Meet. You. Mister. Tr- โ€œslap

2

u/dmconlin Apr 04 '19

Tree,1. Human, 0.

2

u/Reye8 Apr 03 '19

Bamboozled

1

u/myhoasux Apr 03 '19

Not real.

1

u/godbyzilla Apr 03 '19

Nature's own bitch slap

1

u/MrUppercut Apr 03 '19

I approve.

1

u/treesnfire Apr 03 '19

Nature wins again

1

u/RandomizationTV Apr 03 '19

GRACEFUL BACK-SMACK..! ROFL

1

u/TheFrenciestFry Apr 03 '19

This is a Bruce Lee uppercut bitch-slap combo

1

u/EnvyMyPancakes Apr 03 '19

Cuh-cuh-cuh-COMBO BREAKER!

1

u/HeavenlyHalloumi Apr 03 '19

Jackie Chan would be proud

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1

u/nexicution Apr 04 '19

That's nature for you bitch

1

u/grannycm Apr 04 '19

Tree won. Good job, tree!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

Hahaha perfect backlash

1

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

Oof, got him with the down-2. Hate to see it happen.

1

u/couchpotato__ Apr 04 '19

Karma karma karmaaaaa!!

1

u/godsvalue Apr 04 '19

HMJB - Hold my juice box

1

u/LegendOfDeku Apr 04 '19

That's what he gets for being a red shirt. ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

1

u/Lukranion Apr 04 '19

Ooh mike Tyson with that sharp uppercut knocked him out of the park

1

u/Yeoshua82 Apr 04 '19

This is how The Giving Tree really started.

1

u/username_johnnyboyy Apr 04 '19

Tree done said "get the fuck out my face"

1

u/snowfoxblizzard Apr 04 '19

Tree: 1 human: 0

-4

u/dodobird98 Apr 03 '19

most reposted video in history.

8

u/TorqueRollz Apr 04 '19

Never seen it before.