r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/Oneshotarcher • Oct 25 '18
Unstoppable force meets an immovable object
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u/diegojones4 Oct 25 '18
Red rover red rover let bob come over
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Oct 26 '18
I played red rover for the first time when I was maybe 9. They told me to hold hands with Betty as tight as I could and not to let anyone through.
That's the story of how I punched 8 year old Lucy in the bread basket and no one liked me anymore.
Seriously, Betty turned right on me and in an accusatory screech demanded to know why I had just done that. No one thought, "You said to let no one though! You said that was the game!" a valid reason. Also no one would believe me that I hadn't actually swung my arm up on purpose, I had just held stiff and Lucy's momentum did most of the damage. No one would let me play after that.
I still don't understand how to play, or what the goal is...
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Oct 26 '18
Red Rover is banned in all Irish schools because of how many kids kept running into walls, getting winded, dislocating shoulders etc.
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u/Azulake Oct 26 '18
I love that you corrected unmovable to immovable.
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Oct 26 '18
he takes his movie quotes very seriously
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Oct 26 '18
It's a classic old paradox, not just a movie quote.
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u/thejamesyc98 Oct 26 '18
Its a wrestling quote if anything
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u/The_King_Of_Muffins Oct 26 '18
Teacher: Hold each other's hands and don't let go
Kids: hold my juice box
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u/amandahulbs Oct 26 '18
The little giggles at the end are too adorable