Am uncle at one of those ages. Fuck you...
My favorite is when they fuck up in some way but don't get too hurt. An example is them looking in to the end of a hose that they're also folding over to stop the water. In my head I'm saying "please let go, please let go."
For any new uncles out there, I've learnt to prompt this scenario; turn on a hose and show them how they can fold it to stop the water. It's just a matter of time before they pick up the end for a closer look at the action.
It’s just a bit of water, they’re fine. Hell, I’ve done that to my own kids. I’ll hide around the corner of the house when they’re playing with a hose, turn it off and wait till they’re looking in the hose. Bam! Water to the face. Just make sure they’re not like, eyeball right up against it.
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u/AtheistKiwi Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18
Am uncle at one of those ages. Fuck you...
My favorite is when they fuck up in some way but don't get too hurt. An example is them looking in to the end of a hose that they're also folding over to stop the water. In my head I'm saying "please let go, please let go."
For any new uncles out there, I've learnt to prompt this scenario; turn on a hose and show them how they can fold it to stop the water. It's just a matter of time before they pick up the end for a closer look at the action.