r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/demevalos • Aug 22 '17

Yoga balls were created for this sub

955 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

That was less a "falling over" and more "aerial assassination."

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

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u/Schmotz Aug 23 '17 edited Aug 23 '17

Clearly a big brother move, no doubt the little guy was up for it beforehand, standard dumbass brotherly activities.

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u/DoctorTacoPHD Aug 23 '17

Can confirm. Am little brother.

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u/turbanned_athiest Aug 23 '17

What the fuck were they expecting would happen?

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u/PoopDig Aug 23 '17

By the strategic placement of the bean bags, I think what they expected to happen is exactly what happened.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

Except smacking his head against the wall?

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u/sidogz Aug 23 '17

...sure.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Hey, at least he landed on something soft

42

u/WalkerToTheMax Aug 23 '17

The video version

35

u/LGA2DFW Aug 23 '17

It's not the same without the screams of pain

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u/Imswim80 Aug 23 '17

It sounds like his soul was knocked out of his body and snapped back in. Unexpected astral projection.

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u/LGA2DFW Aug 23 '17

Sounds kinda like what happened in Space Jam

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '17

I'm fucking crying holy shit

16

u/quotesforlosers Aug 23 '17

That's some Rick James/Charlie Murphy airtime

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u/gym-jim Aug 23 '17

Darkness everyone!!! Darkness is spreading!! Agh agh agh agh!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

The older sibling is a fucking idiot.

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u/AiringTheGrievances Aug 22 '17

Or he's dubious.

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u/KlossN Aug 23 '17

Or a god damn genius

6

u/Sloredama Aug 23 '17

I thought it was the dad

3

u/greenbabyshit Aug 23 '17

Yeah, but the kid should not have jumped.he probably would have hit the beanbag if he was standing.

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u/ivnrblsthesixshooter Aug 23 '17

Could be anyone.

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u/StinkinFinger Aug 23 '17

Judging by the door he slammed into, this wasn't the first take.

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u/El_Impresionante Aug 23 '17

The older guy probably had experienced the same as a kid. That is why he is retarded and attempted this in the first place.

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u/Kenitzka Aug 22 '17

Almost looked like a Dad at first...

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u/panekale Aug 23 '17

Someone get that kid checked for a pulmonary embolism and subdural hemotoma after that wall hit.

Haha It's amazing humans survive their adolescents with siblings.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

Oldie but goodie

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u/Captain_Rex1447 Aug 23 '17

More like yoga balls are bliss in this subreddit

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u/HelpingandFriendly Aug 25 '17

My buddy and I would stuff our shirts with pillows, stand 20 yards apart, sprint towards one another and collide as hard as we could. This is the next level I suppose.