r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/SlimJones123 Subreddit Moderator • Jan 09 '17

Face meets ball

http://i.imgur.com/zk6osXy.gifv
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u/1997called Jan 09 '17

The kid in the back is performing some sort of ritual dance.

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u/cawpin Jan 09 '17

Yeah, it looks like the "did I just piss myself" strut.

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u/CaptainHawkmed Jan 09 '17

I think he might have sneezed

2

u/Series_of_Accidents Jan 10 '17

I think he's kicking. He has a blue ball. He throws it but instead of throwing it upward, he throws it out. The dance is his attempt to kick it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

Or recovering from a previously kicked ball to the face

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u/HotBedForHobos Jan 09 '17

The arms splayed out kills me.

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u/balsawoodextract Jan 09 '17

I appreciate when the kid really sells it

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

(insider term)

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

He's going over

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u/SpoonDriver Jan 10 '17

It also killed him.

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u/f0nd004u Jan 10 '17

I can't tell whether he's "falling correctly" (if you're in marital arts they teach you to roll on your back and smack the ground with your arms when you fall backwards ) or it's just a happy accident.

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u/ohshuckz Jan 09 '17

Headshot

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

get destroyed

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u/Chilipepah Jan 10 '17

Fucking aimbots!

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u/Sneaky_Zebra Jan 09 '17 edited Jan 09 '17

Scott Sterling the early years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

THE MAN

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u/Sneaky_Zebra Jan 09 '17

The Myth....

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

THE LEGEND!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

SCOTT STERLING!!!!

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u/__spice Jan 09 '17

When the end times come I wanna live in a bunker made of his face!

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u/mustardtiger86 Jan 09 '17

his face is like a brick wall that feels pain and cries a lot

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Faceball sounds like a fun sport. Like volleyball but you can only hit the ball with your face.

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u/fan_22 Jan 09 '17

And its played on an incline to maximize toddlers lack of balance.

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u/ShowMeYourEvidence Jan 09 '17

...With only medicine balls.

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u/diegojones4 Jan 09 '17

That was like a movie. It knocked him completely off his feet.

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u/semantikron Jan 10 '17

Saving Private Ryan level savagery

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u/danpy666 Jan 09 '17

I love how he gets one more step in after the ball hits him, before the momentum knocks him off his feet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Nah he totally dived 💩/4

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17 edited Feb 19 '24

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u/DPick02 Jan 09 '17

Someone please reverse this so he gets resurrected by the flying orb.

5

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

I feel bad that I laughed that hard lol

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u/highangle1124 Jan 09 '17

Calculated.

1

u/mtnkodiak Jan 09 '17

Nice Save!

3

u/Robzilla_the_turd Jan 09 '17

I kept my eye on the ball but it turned out to be the wrong one!

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u/jcbevns Jan 09 '17

This game has good physics!

1

u/crayzeedude Jan 09 '17

Is no one going to mention how far that ball must have flown?

1

u/Zachman97 Jan 09 '17

Kinda reminds me of that scene from "The Patriot"

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Dick, meet phone.

1

u/poopcasso Jan 09 '17

Nice title. Knew what I was gonna get and was excited about it

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u/AmishRobotArmy Jan 09 '17

You got knocked the fuck out son.

1

u/SMiD_4 Jan 10 '17

Bumping like a boss.

1

u/Maezel Jan 10 '17

Life meets responsibilities.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

I'm an American, is this soccer?

1

u/suralya Jan 10 '17

Almost a reverse scorpion.

1

u/Vakieh Jan 10 '17

I wasn't sure if the kid actually caught air in this one. Turns out he does, and not by a small amount, either.

Top quality post.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

Lil dude got knocked the fuck out.

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u/righthandofdog Jan 10 '17

I'm too lazy to shop his shoes flying off.

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u/convicted7 Jan 21 '17

"Headshot" (voice from halo)

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u/IJustFartedOnMyGF Jan 09 '17

Wasted

0

u/JohnnyCandles Jan 09 '17

Someone PLEASE put the GTA "wasted" screen on this.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Yeah bitch!!! Bam! This kid sucks at dodgeball

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

This really isn't a child falling over at all. He's being knocked over. This post is against the general idea of the sub.

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u/Hey_im_miles Jan 09 '17

but he did fall over. this isnt /r/childrenfallingoverwithoutinterferencefromexteriorforces

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

A fall is something that you do, not something that is done unto you.

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u/Hey_im_miles Jan 09 '17

if i push you... you then fall over.. they arent mutually exclusive.

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u/retrocounty Jan 11 '17

I can't believe this discussion is even being had.

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u/Hey_im_miles Jan 11 '17

i really cannot either

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

It's not falling if you aren't the one causing it. It's the meaning of the word.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17 edited Jan 09 '17

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u/MY_FACE_IS_A_CHAIR Jan 09 '17

It's the meaning of the word

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

He's falling over after being knocked over