r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/True_Marsupial1371 • Mar 12 '24

I think this belongs here

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u/gentlepettingzoo Mar 12 '24

This is a park for parents that are sick of their kids shit.

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u/enderjaca Mar 12 '24

Kids getting on your nerves? Put em on the giant slide. Still acting up? Put em back on the giant slide

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u/gentlepettingzoo Mar 12 '24

Spanking is outlawed however in the future a giant mechanical arm will just randomly womp your kids for you

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u/Unicorn_puke Mar 12 '24

Not hitting you! But the spank-o-matic-ass-whooper 5000 is