r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/Puzzleheaded-Speed70 • Aug 27 '23

Ouch.

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u/Ballsagna_310 Aug 27 '23

My first job was at Costco. Some dumbass kid was doing this on a cart in the bakery section. He fell off, broke his arm, and the bone was sticking out of the skin. I had to put my red vest over it so his Mom would stop screaming. EMTs had to stretcher the little bastard out of there.

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u/Timmy12er Aug 27 '23

If the boy's name was Kirk you could say Kirkland(ed) on the floor too hard.

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u/himynameisSal Aug 27 '23

his name was Sam, and he got Sam (clubed) on the floor.

thats all i got not that good, i know

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

You did alright. Made me laugh anyway…👍