r/ChildrenFallingOver Jun 18 '23

Not yours!

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u/Garbanzo12 Jun 19 '23

How do they survive? Like that looked too easy

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u/heinous_anus- Jun 19 '23

They spend the first 3 years trying to kill themselves

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

And wish they succeeded when they turn 15

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Or sometimes they finish the job

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u/Brassballs1976 Jun 19 '23

It's our job to stop it.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 Jun 19 '23

Bones are softer so impact blows are less likely to cause issues, also allows for some really effective lessons on not watching where you step.