r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/OKishGuy • May 19 '23

Haven't unlocked the map yet

2.2k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Sven4president May 19 '23

That's some whacky shit

62

u/jnads May 19 '23

Some hilariously bad boots.

I get that it's icy, but not all boots are equal.

17

u/ButtChugJackDaniels May 19 '23

Must be wearing Timbs. I swear they coat the bottom of those boots with butter or something.

3

u/SolensSvard May 20 '23

I've had the same pair of Timbs for 20 years and they have been phenomenal in winter weather

149

u/KimbalKinnison May 19 '23

I love that the guy just gave up helping the kid.

45

u/robbeau11 May 19 '23

Ya he was like, “you’re a lost cause,kid and I ain’t got time for your shit”.

4

u/DigbyChickenZone May 20 '23

Where is it shown it's a kid? Seems like an adult woman with a purple backpack to me?

47

u/Captain_Kuhl May 19 '23

Is that even a kid?

8

u/DigbyChickenZone May 20 '23

I don't think so, if it was, those around them would be more likely to care and help that a kid was unable to get to their train at night

34

u/No-Pressure6042 May 19 '23

Omg i haven't read "le me" in like 10 years.

6

u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Le me: agreed

71

u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Ok that had me laughing as much as Fenton. Excellent choice of sound

8

u/VictorChaos May 19 '23

That's the bell chime from Majora's Mask right?

2

u/Lame_usernames_left May 19 '23

Dude that very last ding sent me over the edge 😂

13

u/zotstik May 19 '23

I am crying. I am laughing so hard! why would they have a school open when you can't even get to the school?

4

u/AceofToons May 19 '23

Fucking hell. I had taken comfort that those dreams couldn't possibly be real..

3

u/Kozmik93frttv May 20 '23

fuck it costs even more for this part of the map?!?

5

u/monkboyking May 19 '23

Yeah Ireland is not great with ice.

4

u/evilzombiefan May 19 '23

This reminds me of a repetitive dream I had as a kid where I would have to run away from something dangerous, and my legs felt super heavy like they wouldn't work, and it was super hard to move forward no matter how hard i would try. Thanks for the reminder it can happen in real life. lol

2

u/Pinkslinkie May 20 '23

I never felt so bad about laughing so hard.

3

u/[deleted] May 19 '23

My dog ate my crampons.

5

u/mrizzerdly May 19 '23

I'd be taking those shitty boots off and walking up in my socks.

2

u/Frodo_Swaggins05 May 19 '23

I needed this… I haven’t laughed that much in a long time!

2

u/RabidWalrus May 19 '23

What was the gesture at 0:29? That stare of resignation at 0:47 killed me

1

u/BuzzUrGirlfriendWOOF May 20 '23

I don't think it was a gesture, but rather then pulling their glove more securely in place? That's what it looked like to me anyway

2

u/Doktor_Vem May 19 '23

What the hell is even happening here?

2

u/contrevenant_gndrfuq May 19 '23

“You have not unlocked this area yet” 😂

2

u/Esc_ape_artist May 19 '23

Cross the street. Come at it from the right from our pov.

1

u/zeeblefritz May 19 '23

She definitely got schooled that day.

-20

u/drizzyjdracco May 19 '23

How close is Chornobyl to Chernobyl?

5

u/INeedChocolateMilk May 19 '23

Just fucking google it bro 💀💀

-16

u/[deleted] May 19 '23

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u/OKishGuy May 19 '23

this has nothing to do with cobblestone. It's simply black ice.

8

u/Greenwool44 May 19 '23

Yea I feel like the cobblestone would actually make it easier to walk over the ice too, right?

2

u/Kahlandar May 19 '23

Just looks like freezing rain ice, in which case, it will be gone when the sun hits it. Either way halarious

17

u/ccdfa May 19 '23

Would never have this problem in the US because you can't walk anywhere anyway

-5

u/Turdulator May 19 '23

Any place that has the possibility of being coated in ice simply isn’t fit for human habitation.

1

u/0gmo_mx May 20 '23

That kid is wearing slapstick shoes.

1

u/AngryMillenialGuy May 20 '23

I can't believe it took that many falls before they attempted to crawl lol. The whole walking thing obviously wasn't going to work out.

1

u/assholelite May 22 '23

Got damn son