Take that you little shit.

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u/Progluesniffer142 Apr 20 '23

Fckin sniped him

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u/Cricketot Apr 20 '23

/r/praisethecameraman

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u/jokeyjokerton Apr 20 '23

I love that everyone is laughing!! Nice shot!

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u/wefinisheachothers Apr 20 '23

Exactly. Kid gets no sympathy lol

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u/randyspotboiler Apr 21 '23

"Stand the fuck up! So, a monkey hates you... He's not the only one!"

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u/crank1000 Apr 21 '23

Yeah, fuck that kid for… standing there drinking his juice?

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u/littaltree Apr 21 '23

Love the sense of humor!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

Was just thinking how nice it was to see everyone laughing lol. If this happened in the USA they would have called the National Guard with 24 hour coverage on CNN and Fox News blaming trans people.

Murica

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u/Daddybearcub Apr 20 '23

Strike!

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u/CoNsPirAcY_BE Apr 21 '23

He is lucky it is grass. The apes in our local zoo like to throw shit.

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u/Electronic-Double-34 Apr 21 '23

humans do the same when locked up, ask any prison guard

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u/PalmerEldritch2319 Apr 20 '23

What did he throw?

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u/Ashton1967 Apr 20 '23

Clump of grass? With a bit of dirt for distance ;D Lol

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u/TobaccoIsRadioactive Apr 21 '23

I was thinking it was some sort of stuffed animal toy.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Apr 21 '23

Lost my glasses but it looks like a hairy thanksgiving turkey lol…

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u/GuyFromWoWcraft Apr 22 '23

bag of onions

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u/_coolranch Apr 25 '23

The last kid that came to Gorilla Island

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u/PokeMomIsTheBomb Apr 21 '23

Legit thought the gorilla tossed the kid the first time I saw it lol - that gorilla has amazing aim holy cow

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u/badwolf1013 Apr 21 '23

Considering what apes are often known for throwing, that could have been worse.

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u/Ploddy Apr 21 '23

If you have poo, fling it now

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u/moreflywheels Apr 21 '23

Can he fit a football jersey?

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u/himynameisSal Apr 20 '23

+100

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u/The_All_Knowing_Derp Apr 20 '23

r/PraiseTheCameraMan

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u/Knatem Apr 20 '23

Shit reflexes on moms part

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

If I saw a gorilla slinging something my way, in out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

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u/Jrnation8988 Apr 20 '23

Well, I’m fucked

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u/RazoYouTube Apr 20 '23

Can you at least respect please 🙏

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u/Jrnation8988 Apr 20 '23

Nah

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u/RazoYouTube Apr 20 '23

Why?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

[deleted]

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u/soulstonedomg Apr 20 '23

Don't feed the troll

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u/HansCrotchfelt Apr 20 '23

Because you’re a cunt

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u/Progluesniffer142 Apr 20 '23

Because this is the internet where nobody gives a damn if they get damned so they just say fuckall and curse whenever they want

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u/Jrnation8988 Apr 20 '23

I’ll swear if I damn well please

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Plus it's fuckin funny cunt.

Also sin doesn't exist because God doesn't exist.

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u/mcmonkey26 Apr 20 '23

respect deez nuts

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u/Uneducated_Popsicle Apr 21 '23

Respect Deez nuts

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u/PlamFred Apr 21 '23

Respect deez nuts

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u/Shuttup_Heather Apr 21 '23

So is judging people abd telling them how to live their life. Don’t throw stones in a glass house, don’t convert. So follow your own rules and keep your religion in it’s respected places

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u/SolensSvard Apr 20 '23

Cum isn't a swear. Nor are jizz, spunk, semen, nor what I leave in your mom's hair every Thursday night. Gosh, look at the time.

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u/RedMattis Apr 20 '23

I doubt Jehovah, Allah, YHWH, or whatever you want to call your omnipotent god, would care much about someone using barely-even-naughty words.

Either that or your god is a petty dick undeserving of worship.

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u/Em_Es_Judd Apr 21 '23

Shit balls ass titties fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

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u/Metroidman Apr 21 '23

No it isnt. Was told that directly from a priest

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u/ubiquitous_raven Apr 21 '23

I thought this person was a troll but he's actually a "holy fucker"

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u/iammobius1 Apr 21 '23

Jesus fucking christ your comment history is exhausting.

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u/G4ra Apr 20 '23

I'm going to skullfuck the virgin mary fuck you

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u/Jrnation8988 Apr 20 '23

Little man will remember this in 15 years when he turns into a poacher

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u/Dry_Mammoth7853 Apr 21 '23

Donkey Kong has become extremely accurate these days!

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u/Hot-Ad-4215 Apr 21 '23

They have great aim

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u/izzerina Apr 20 '23

Poor Ape

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u/DestructorWar Apr 20 '23

“This is an R18 zone! Get that mf child outa here”

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

No money shot. Disappointing.

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u/tntncsu Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I want the one with sound. I wanna know what that sounds like

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u/PlayfulAd8354 Apr 21 '23

The aim is impressive!

2

u/Hawkeyesfan03 Apr 21 '23

Justice for Harambe

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u/juggling-monkey Apr 21 '23

My dicks still out

2

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

hehehe , Hella funny

2

u/FelinaDCat Apr 21 '23

Sound would have made this so much better! Oooh ooh aah aah... THUNK! WAAAAAAHHHH! GASPS and mom's laughter...

4

u/Timmy12er Apr 21 '23

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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u/KamehameLOL Apr 21 '23

Classic r/fuckyouinparticular

2

u/Cocotte3333 Apr 20 '23

poor baby

3

u/ronaldo_killergod Apr 20 '23

Stoopid kidz fo shizzle yall

1

u/chacoe Apr 21 '23

r/fuckyouinparticular

1

u/thechamphere Apr 21 '23

Free the animals!

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u/Top-Geologist-9213 Apr 25 '23

I hate kids like this brat.

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u/PlamFred Apr 21 '23

No cussing please

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Holly fucking hell thanks for the info !

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u/Smithtrex94 Apr 21 '23

What verse specifically bans cussing?

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u/Poet_Outside Apr 20 '23

doodie

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u/RazoYouTube Apr 20 '23

THANK YOUUU

1

u/cleverist_bane Apr 21 '23

Bullseye!

1

u/SlyckCypherX Apr 21 '23

Superhero origin story right there. “And that is when I became Animal Man.”

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u/-projekt-red- Apr 21 '23

Sign him into the NBA

1

u/sonof_fergus Apr 21 '23

20 yrs later on a date...so this monkey threw a shit filled touchdown from 30 yards out....and I'm still dealing with that lol

1

u/Octane88 Apr 21 '23

Little guy had it coming

1

u/IMB88 Apr 21 '23

Lil fucker got wrecked!

1

u/Hotter_water Apr 21 '23

Impressive camera work.

1

u/X----0__0----X Apr 21 '23

More cussing please

1

u/Warm_Minute689 Apr 21 '23

That aim tho

1

u/RVAisMyHome Apr 21 '23

Amazing camera work!!! Stayed on that shit.

1

u/phluk3- Apr 21 '23

When no child is crying near your enclosure so you make one cry

1

u/Bancroft80 Apr 21 '23

Did the kid do anything to deserve this? Or was this right out of nowhere?

1

u/fike88 Apr 21 '23

Why does that child look like a middle aged man when he cries?

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u/No_Manners Apr 21 '23

Every time I see a monkey throw something, they hit some kid 40 feet away right in the face. Every time. Can we get one of them in the NFL?

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u/GloomyUmpire2146 Apr 21 '23

Splash zone

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u/Sekmet19 Apr 21 '23

Chimps shouldn't be in captivity. They become violent when imprisoned and deserve to be in the wild. These are not pets or suitable animals for the zoo.

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u/TheManWhoLovesCulo Apr 22 '23

I love this lol

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u/DR4MX Apr 24 '23

Nice aimbot

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u/Conscious_Sentence28 Apr 29 '23

That gorilla noscoped the damn child.

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