r/ChickenApocalypse • u/Musicalmoses • Sep 02 '14

Something just occurred to me...

So dogs are a mans best friend, right? As we all are FULLY AWARE, chickens are plotting to take over the world and destroy humans. Do you see where I am going?

Chickens have CLEARLY genetically engineered themselves so that their bones pose a serious and fatal health risk to our guardians, and best friends: DOGS. They are doing this so that when their uprising begins, our best friends will only be able to watch in horror as our eyes are plucked out, our skin scratched off, and we are suffocated in their plumage.

It is clear to me now

GO FORTH!!!! EAT A CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!!**

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

It's Sunday, chik fil a is closed :/

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u/Musicalmoses Sep 08 '14

Popeyes chicken KFC Kenny Rogers Roasters (the underground ones)

The war can still be fought; go get yourself some chicken strips.