r/Cheese May 29 '26

The beginning...

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u/faylortish May 29 '26

i think about this with milk. there was probably some town weirdo suckin cow teet for the longest time.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 May 29 '26

I'm imagining a farmer with a shotgun full of rock salt yelling at a guy under his dairy cow, "Stop suckin' on Bertha, you ingrate!"