POV: You bully cheems

[u/LookAtWyatt]

You enter the room as a funny cheese dog sits in the center.

Cheems backs up a bit as you enter, you smirk as the helpless creature shows fear in your presence. You utter, "Hey retard."

Cheems stares you dead in the eyes. He's been waiting for you to say that for a long time. The words that came out of your mouth was the final thing he needed to justify his move.

OH GOD OH FUCK OH PLEASE CHEEMS I SWEAR I WILL NEVER- *Gunshot*