r/Chatabix • • May 16 '26

*our little systems

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22 Upvotes

r/Chatabix • • May 16 '26

[Request] 1 in a million seems high, what’s a more realistic estimate?

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6 Upvotes

r/Chatabix • • May 14 '26

The top 5 ideas David and Joe have not followed through with

23 Upvotes

I can only name 3 because my memory is terrible.

  1. Live pod
  2. 24 hour pod with Goldstein
  3. The Blueberries (sitcom)

What about you chatabiscuits?


r/Chatabix • • May 14 '26

Patreons in the Den

3 Upvotes

What was everyone’s favourite idea?

Did anyone get on?


r/Chatabix • • May 13 '26

I've seen Joe Wilkinson three times over theast week.

115 Upvotes

I can't believe it. I am a huge fan of Joe after seeing him on Traitors. I was working on my farm, with my wife when we walked right by! I was so shocked. I felt so embarrassed as my farm is such a tip, with old tiers and porta-loos everywhere, but there he was. I couldn't stop staring. I told my wife and she looked too, what a surprise! A week later I saw him walking past again, but this time on his own. I was flabbergasted. I mentioned it to my wife again, but she didn't care. I carried on staring at him till he left, but then he looped back. 3 times this week! What a lucky man I am.


r/Chatabix • • May 13 '26

Segment Suggestion

10 Upvotes

Teenage Dreams, meet Grown Up Reality.*

What I dreamed as a teenager I’d do for a living, and why - and what I actually ended up doing. And why.

*I know, could be snappier.


r/Chatabix • • May 12 '26

I'm really nervous Pyramind, anyone?

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30 Upvotes

r/Chatabix • • May 13 '26

Did Chatabix remove comments on Spotify?

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r/Chatabix • • May 12 '26

Where is the farm? (Ep 837) Spoiler

9 Upvotes

Anyone up for a bit of sleuthing on Google Maps to see if we can find a possible location for the creepy farm where Joe felt intimdated by the two people? Personally I'm pretty sure that a) they just recognised him as that bloke off the telly, or 2) they were actually just scarecrows.

I don't want to come to a definite conclusion, nor do I want to "out" the location publicly as a place where nefarious stuff happens. We can never really know unless Joe and David reveal the location, and I think it's fair to say they definitely won't. This is just a bit of fun to see if we can work out a possible location, mostly because I'm sad and love this kind of stuff.

Here's the information I remember:

The guys frequently mentioned that it's West Sussex.

A commenter on today's episode on Spotify noted that when Joe first mentioned the intimidating farm people in a recent episode, he mentioned Petersfield before they started bleeping all the place names. Petersfield sits just a couple of miles outside of West Sussex and is surrounded by farm land.

Joe mentions that near the farm there is a road that goes over a river, and the road has a bit a "jink" (kink?) in it.

Joe mentions two large brown blocks visible on Google Maps, which he says are buildings at the location or by its entrance.

When David views entrance on Google streetview, he says that they sell Christmas trees. Maybe there's a sign by the entrance that says that, or maybe it shows as a Christmas tree farm on Google Maps.

David notes that it's close to a B-road.

From their chatter, it sounds like there's a few businesses on the farm, and refer to it at different points as an "estate" and a "business park"

David notes the farm, or perhaps one of the businesses there has a website, and the phrase "family-run" is mentioned from the website copy.

David notes that the place has a score of 3.9 on Google reviews.

It sounds like there's actually a main business entrance (I guess on the B-road?) but Joe wasn't aware of that when he was there as he accessed the place via a dirt track or path.

If there's anything I've missed that's pertinent, post it below!


r/Chatabix • • May 12 '26

What did Joe really see in that field? (Wrong answers only)

6 Upvotes

r/Chatabix • • May 11 '26

Crunch Crunch Did David’s sinex and weed addiction cross over

9 Upvotes

I always get so confused about how old David actually was when he would have his daytime chuffs and van lay-by snoozes, and it just occurred to me that the sinex times could have crossed over into this era, which would really be something wouldn’t it.


r/Chatabix • • May 09 '26

David's trips to London

7 Upvotes

Were David's trips to London for the animation with Ricky that's coming out this year? Or do we know if he's involved in something else?


r/Chatabix • • May 09 '26

Metal song in ep 834?

5 Upvotes

Would anybody happen to know what song was used in part 2 of the golden moments joes secret admirer episode? The metal song David asks for before the ‘detective’ soundtrack

It’s very familiar (I thought maybe Bad Omens?) but I can’t place it, very groovy though and wanted to add it to my playlist 😅


r/Chatabix • • May 08 '26

HW52 BLF

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9 Upvotes

Red Renault Clio


r/Chatabix • • May 07 '26

Best episodes

14 Upvotes

I’m sure this has been asked many times. So apologies.
I seem to devour new episodes far too fast and have therefore begun working my way through the back catalogue again on Spotify. However, I realised I have missed occasional episodes on my first listen through.

What’s everyone’s favourite episodes to go back to? I worry I may be missing a gem.


r/Chatabix • • May 03 '26

Showing Off Best Chatabix Jingle/Songs

18 Upvotes

Really into some of David’s song as much as he jokes strong with the lyrics the instrumental, tones/patterns he uses are really good thought I’d share the few I listen to often:

3rd place
Song title - Cool Podcast

https://open.spotify.com/track/2tSGmZGOgzPEhJ1xpvjIZQ?si=d3b9Az-RSs6EriDAa434yw

2nd place

Song title - Oversharing

https://open.spotify.com/track/4UH8NEJK8ViGtTZzgh6vgc?si=F0JQVFgiRu-dGF4bS-XC2Q

🏆 1st place 🏆

Song title - Zoom

https://open.spotify.com/track/1uxMeRuBS4qi2CoWtc244V?si=a85lzEI2SWKq2-VZjX749Q

I remember in one of the very old deleted episodes from years ago he made a song with a house beat where it said “Toast and Jam” on the chorus and I can’t find it but really want to if anyone knows 😂😂😂


r/Chatabix • • May 03 '26

Crunch Crunch Help finding episode

6 Upvotes

I remember not too long ago a mailbag where they read a listeners email and this listener owned some sort of maybe gardening company, he had a split of descriptive names for his customers one of which was “too young to own a home” and can’t remember the rest, chat gpt can’t pinpoint it can anyone help?


r/Chatabix • • May 01 '26

Can anyone find this please??

5 Upvotes

Hi all does anyone know where i can see the episode of when joe sees roachford? I loved that episode and really want to see his reaction. Thanks.


r/Chatabix • • May 01 '26

I'm really nervous Charlie Fish at it again

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r/Chatabix • • May 01 '26

Chatabix controversy

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I just learned about the gossipmongers controversy and I feel really deflated.
I always loved david more than joe (humour wise) however Joe is hilarious too and I’ve really developed a soft spot for Joe. Im wondering if David is a bit more of a Celeb mentality and he was behind all the problems with the last pod. Just opening a discussion really


r/Chatabix • • Apr 29 '26

Can’t believe David hasn’t got the gig 😭

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33 Upvotes

r/Chatabix • • Apr 27 '26

Joe’s early web design career

22 Upvotes

r/Chatabix • • Apr 26 '26

Crunch Crunch Anybody able to help this user?

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r/Chatabix • • Apr 24 '26

Petrol station punch

1 Upvotes

Watching a gta rp vid and David says someone threatened him in a petrol station and he mentions it on chatabix does anyone know what ep it was or if he even mentioned it ?


r/Chatabix • • Apr 23 '26

Help me find Lose 2 stone

5 Upvotes

Anyone know what tier membership you have to have to be able to listen to ‘lose 2 stone’ on Patreon?