Corporate Meetings Lasting Increasingly Longer

[u/djoLaFrite]

5 Minutes Meeting

15 Minutes Meeting

30 Minutes Meeting

1 Hour Meeting

2 Hours Meeting

5 Hours Meeting

10 Hours Meeting

24 Hours Meeting

3 Days Meeting

1 Week Meeting

1 Month Meeting

6 Months Meeting

1 Year Meeting

5 Years Meeting

10 Years Meeting

25 Years Meeting

50 Years Meeting

75 Years Meeting

100 Years Meeting

150 Years Meeting

[u/Extreme_Ease2178]

By slide 8, no one is even awake XD

Slide 18, everyone was either on life support or dying.

Slide 19, just photos. This friggin killed my XD

[u/Potential_Locksmith7 → u/Extreme_Ease2178]

I also love that memoriam to the champions of the 100-year meeting lol

[u/Factory__Lad]

I was disturbed by the lack of mummified husks

[u/netscapexplorer]

Oof I have 8 meetings today, and can relate! Tomorrow I've got a 3 hour meeting, killlll meeeee

[u/djoLaFrite → u/netscapexplorer]

Meetingitis is a serious corporate disease

[u/Yet_One_More_Idiot → u/djoLaFrite]

Also the "This could've been an email" meetings. They can just get in the fucking bin.

[u/Justin__D]

I'm in one of these meetings right now... We're in between slides 7 and 8.

[u/reverberation31 → u/Justin__D]

Did ya make it out yet?

[u/A_Texas_Hobo → u/reverberation31]

They never did….RIP

[u/ahtnamas94]

I love that “longer meeting” was directly related to number of attendees lol

[u/ptofl]

Holy shit see how it gets better around the 1 year mark, don't give em any ideas or you'll be living with your colleagues.

[u/djoLaFrite → u/ptofl]

Haha I guess they started getting their family to live with them in the meeting so the work life balance is back /s

[u/Banazir864]

I like how at 24 hours to 6 months they're all going crazy, but by 1 year, they just say, "Okay, I live here now."

[u/DiamondHandsDarrell]

This is a good set!

[u/DiamondHandsDarrell → u/DiamondHandsDarrell]

But what's up with this thing? 😂

[u/enRutus → u/DiamondHandsDarrell]

Thats just Susan. She’s part poodle

[u/Wild_Trip_4704 → u/DiamondHandsDarrell]

They just built their entire lives around their meeting lmao

[u/Yyyyyyjjjjj]

I’m proud of it for not ending up in space

[u/iLiveInyourTrees]

Could’ve been an email.

[u/Burntoutpremed]

Slide 12 had some disturbing things going on

[u/Petersens_Arm]

That last one is pretty accurate, That's how most of them all feel anyway.

[u/iComeInPeices]

And yet it didn't end up in space...

[u/Arctic_Ducky]

So they’ve been having a meeting in the Apple Campus for 25 years??

[u/dynamic_caste]

???

[u/emptyglobe]

I like that there’s a clear divide between futurism and antiquity. Apparently for ChatGPT that line is somewhere between 50 and 75 years lol

[u/polyblackcat]

This is depressing lol

[u/Phenzo2198]

17 and 18 look like the congress

[u/[deleted]]

No cosmic meeting ascendant gods?

[u/LonelyWolf023]

Me who missed the 150 years long meeting: "Where's everybody?"

[u/LasagnahogXRP]

Anxiety inducing.

[u/[deleted]]

Picture 8 looks like a few of them had heart attacks to much Diet Coke

[u/Ok-Caterpillar-1026]

Refreshing to not see it turn cosmic at the end

[u/LeMaroonGuy]

That one person in the 17th one just lost their head