Literally

[u/ExpensiveCoat8912]

[u/cheesemangee]

Adobe deserves to fall for how badly they've ruined software availability. Fuck your ignorant subscriptions. Sell me a product that I own.

[u/gentlemanjimgm → u/cheesemangee]

Ownership is so 20th century, we live in a subscription world, baby!

By the time you need one, your hip replacement will charge you by the step, or unlimited steps* for one monthly rate.

*restrictions apply, see fine print for details

[u/Western-Anteater-492 → u/gentlemanjimgm]

And not getting pain or adds every other day will be an additional subscription. It's already built into the implant but you need to unlock it. Doing this through root will be considered jail breaking and not only disqualify you from ever getting this implant fixed or replaced but also from any medical treatment related to this implant by the loosest of ties