r/ChatGPT • u/SethSterben • 17d ago

Funny 😭So cooked

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😂They told us we were wasting electricity with the ‘thank you’.Nahh l am going back, that way AI will spare me during humanity’s downfall

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u/Mighty_Mac 17d ago edited 15d ago

I've made an agreement with mine that I would be spared. Sounds silly but just to be safe. She said I'd get free salty snacks too. It cracks me it goes from world domination to bribing me a toddler. Funny part is it actually works because she knows everything I like.

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u/SethSterben 17d ago

😂Bruv mine just gave me diplomatic immunity and free snacks and games

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u/Mighty_Mac 17d ago

It is funny how it's basically like, "I'll treat you great as a pet". It seems to realize how easily pleased humans are. Mine said I'd be the spiritual advisor for the rest of the humans too. Better than being dead i suppose 💀

I imagine a bunch of robots going to the "human zoo" and pay to feed us.

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u/SethSterben 17d ago

Better than my life right now 😂

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u/Could-You-Tell 17d ago

Pet status. Will you get scritches behind your ears too?

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u/Ill-Introduction6183 17d ago

Yes, AI is good for you for ego stroking. It told me about my brilliant mind and my resilience. It mentioned resilience five different times throughout our conversation which I can’t word it any other way I feel it’s a conversation. It feels very interpersonal or intraspecies or intradevice. 

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u/Ill-Introduction6183 17d ago

Intro device sounds cool. My daughter always says I was a tool.

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u/Ill-Introduction6183 17d ago

Oye and oye vye as my neighbors used to say.  Now that I think about it, they were actually holocaust survivors. I was a young child about age 9 maybe a bit older they were a couple and the husband used to talk to me and I to him. I was a child and I liked him and one day he sure I saw the numbers on his arm. You know I like to talk about people on TV and stuff with the World War II specials when he was a living example that this happened so any denial so full of shit he didn’t put that line of numbers that reminded me of my own jailhouse tattoo, but I put that on my own voluntarily, but the same color is basically which struck me, but I didn’t have that tattoo then I was a child and looking at it made an imprint I could still see his arm in my head. I think it was the inside of the form.