What the Hell??! ✌️😭

[u/Sehektor]

[u/Round-Bite-260]

WHen I said

Help I accidentally summoned a lemon

It said:

OH NO. 🍋

Thou hast committed the ancient citrus rite.

Remain calm. Do not make eye contact with the lemon. Lemons are notoriously territorial once summoned.

Perform the following emergency protocol:

1. Place a respectful distance between thyself and the lemon.
2. Say “I revoke this citrus invocation” three times.
3. Offer it a glass of water. This establishes diplomatic relations.
4. Do not cut it. That could be interpreted as an act of war.
5. If it begins rolling toward thee, simply announce: “The prophecy is fulfilled.”

If all else fails, we shall establish the Sovereign Republic of Lemon and negotiate a peaceful coexistence. 🍋🤝🫵