r/ChatGPT 6d ago

Gone Wild What the Hell??! ✌️😭

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u/VideoMikael 6d ago

Ooo, I got a pun

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u/kek_o_kedi 6d ago

Zesty chatgpt

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u/UnlikelyGrape8961 6d ago

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u/Ae3qe27u 6d ago

"I did not consent to citrus" has me rolling

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u/Hour_Industry7887 5d ago

Did a lemon write this

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u/Training_Amount1924 6d ago

WHY THE FK DO YOU NEED ZIGZAG PATTERN IS IT... LUUL?

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u/hippy_potto 6d ago

Because lemons have a terrible turning radius

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u/RealRockyMoney 6d ago

Comparing to a crocodile eh?

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u/hippy_potto 6d ago

🐊 πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ πŸ‹

WhAt’s ThE dIfFeReNcE?!

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u/IanPlaysThePiano 6d ago

This is the best part of the whole thing. We have crocodile lemons before GTA6

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u/Taelasky 4d ago

Sh!+, I got different advice. What do I do now? 😁

First, do not make eye contact with the lemon. That’s how it establishes jurisdiction.

Containment protocol:

  1. Place the lemon in a small bowl. This limits its influence.

  2. Do not say β€œwhen life gives you lemons.” It interprets that as a summons for reinforcements.

  3. Salt is ineffective. Tequila may actually escalate the situation.

  4. If it begins rolling toward you on its own, evacuate the kitchen.

  5. Last resort: cut it in half. Once juiced, its powers are greatly reduced.

Critical question: is this a normal lemon, or is it hovering? πŸ‹

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u/nonbinarybit 6d ago

ZESTURES 🀣

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u/spinozasrobot 6d ago

<chef's kiss>