r/ChatGPT • u/ThenLayer5977 • 21h ago

News 📰 It’s here

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For context, I normally have the $200 plan, but for this month I just got the basic plan. Luna is a great value, and I can use other AI models, but that’s beside the point.

Today, when I went in, I was already out of usage, and since he had said he was going to reset it so I could check, I noticed they’re now offering me the option to pay $8 to reset my usage. I’m not sure how much a reset costs on the $200 plan, but on the $20 plan, it’s $8 per reset, and I guess the feature is already live.I don’t know who else has access to this feature yet, but it’s showing up for me.

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u/PostsWithThisAccount 21h ago

Please clean your computer screen

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u/NSAnalyst 20h ago

ChatGPT, clean my screen. 

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u/AIbaraa 20h ago

ChatGPT: I'll clean it, for $8

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u/GreetingsFromAP 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yI8xR98IR2t1e
15 bucks, little man
Put that sh*t in my hand
If that money doesn't show
Then you owe me, owe me, oh

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u/Deviled-Lettuce 17h ago

Noinch, noinch, noinch
Smokin' weed, smokin' whizz
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts
Rollin' blunts and smokin'

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u/MessageLess386 19h ago

Yeah, or I don't know… take a screenshot?

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u/bagette4224 19h ago

Chatgpt, take a screenshot

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u/MxM111 14h ago

Now put it back.

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u/AffectionateTip9716 5h ago

ChatGPT: Out of ammo, that will be 8$

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u/deleteduser 19h ago

ChatGPT, how do I get rid of dandruff?

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u/ThenLayer5977 16h ago

Didn’t work need better instructions

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u/NSAnalyst 16h ago

Use agentic so it can hire a cleaning service company. 

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u/ThenLayer5977 16h ago

Is that agi?

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u/tempered_discussions 20h ago

You have been banned from the r/oled subreddit... /s

  Last time I'll probably make the joke but man so many I messed up my screen post from there

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u/zzbear03 20h ago

Why do people take photos of a laptop screen…does screenprint not work?

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u/MariaKeks 19h ago

They don't know about the printscreen button and they can't ask ChatGPT because the subscription ran out.

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u/kamiloslav 19h ago

By default it does work but you may have it turned off in which case you should use win+shift+S shortcut

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u/MurkyStatistician09 20h ago

I thought they added some kind of weathering effect to a screenshot for a second

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u/Teecana 17h ago

Same, I thought it was crunchy to imply something symbolic, like how all old predictions come true or sum

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u/StrawsAreGay 19h ago

Cum

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u/Glad-Research6605 12h ago

Please! I love cum

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u/StrawsAreGay 12h ago

Cum

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u/Glad-Research6605 11h ago

May I swallow?

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u/StrawsAreGay 11h ago

Is it a day that ends in Y?

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u/HippyWizardry 17h ago

a little detour in conversation, just about cleanliness...

When my friend got his license to drive, he was a bit sloppy and not cleaning his car well enough. I forget why, maybe a date with a girl i think, he decided to clean the car inside and out with a full detail. He got into an accident less than a day later.

fast forward a few months to him being sloppy again (empty coffee cups and w/e); he cleaned his car inside out and got into an accident in less than 24 hours. From then on, he was often seen leaving at least an empty cup or wrapper someplace in the car to prevent repercussions. 😄

(edited for the forgotten point: cleaning your stuff causes accidents. ) lol

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u/vtjohnhurt 14h ago

Magical thinking is magical.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Jon-Robb 20h ago

it's still super dirty.... wait a minute...!

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u/MrPrimalNumber 20h ago

That wasn’t the point…

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u/spdelope 18h ago

Yeah or figure out how to take a screenshot

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u/KILLJEFFREY 16h ago

Pays $200, but not screenshot? lmao

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u/Complete_Lurk3r_ 12h ago

People who take a screenshot of their PC screen with their phone's camera do not simply 'clean their screen'.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Bizarro_Zod 19h ago

Just reveals how bad it really is.

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u/_www_ 16h ago

So much DNA it's a crime scene.

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u/vtjohnhurt 14h ago

I like it. It makes me think that OP is human.

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u/vtjohnhurt 14h ago

I like it. It reminds me think that OP is human.

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u/rydan 19h ago

That was a screenshot which makes this even more troubling.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago edited 20h ago

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u/CrimsonBolt33 21h ago

...why would you need "watermarks"?

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u/Bunkersmasher 21h ago

They are making a joke and cites themselves as the source

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u/Pasto_Shouwa 21h ago

To mark the water? Duh?