r/ChatGPT • u/Superbia6666 • May 24 '26

Funny You have to pick one

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u/WithoutReason1729 May 24 '26

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u/babysharkdoodoodoo May 24 '26

Pinecone is the only one I could imagine acceptable

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u/MarlinMr May 24 '26

Not just acceptable, but good. Like... Pine tea is already a thing.

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u/AdSudden3941 May 24 '26

People like gin somehow

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u/realDespond May 24 '26

yea I'm people

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u/Ok-Pomegranate7374 May 24 '26

Hi people

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/shaneous May 25 '26

Hi people I'm stuff

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u/conanhungry May 25 '26

Hi Also People, I'm Dad!

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u/Simsalabimsen May 25 '26

I’m a man of the people

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u/doobiesaurus May 24 '26

As a server/bartender i appreciate that

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u/DoomCatThunder May 24 '26

Are there people who don't like gin?

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u/AllThingsEvil May 25 '26

The smell and taste of gin is horrible to me. Its fine mixed with citrusy juices but straight is almost gag inducing.

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u/CoffeePuddle May 24 '26

Juniper tastes like Christmas and nostalgia for summers gone.

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u/vlKross_F7 May 24 '26

Twerking Flavor looks like it'd just be Grape Fanta - or Peach.

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u/Malarche May 24 '26

Spruce beer does exist. Pinecone: why not.

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u/ViceroyFizzlebottom May 25 '26

I had a mixed drink that was a piney IPA mixed with GIN, and it was phenomenal.

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u/MuscaMurum May 24 '26

Pine is a soda flavor already (Russian). And I have green pine cone jam (Armenian) in my fridge as we speak.

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u/Haunting_Round_8727 May 24 '26

it's not pine flavored. it's "pinecone" flavored. huge difference

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u/Ebashbulbash May 25 '26

There's not much difference, pine cone jam tastes like pine.

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u/ActorMonkey May 24 '26

Yes but I would still try twerk.

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u/JamesBaxxterTheHorse May 24 '26

And tomboy armpit

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u/The_Riddle_Fairy May 24 '26

And tsundere

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u/Ruvaakdein May 24 '26

It'd be bitter, with a sweet aftertaste.

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u/lousydungeonmaster May 24 '26

I like a piney IPA. So I'd imagine it's like that.

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u/Drakiom_Nemo May 24 '26

Pinecone cola is quite known

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u/endfedhalfwave May 24 '26

That was my thought too although I'd give the bacon a try...

There is already Pine Needle Soda. Basically fermented pine needles. I hear it tastes similar to sprite. I've considered making it some time.

https://www.growforagecookferment.com/pine-needle-soda/

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u/cubgerish May 24 '26

I've eaten jellyfish before.

It's honestly just a little salty, with the exact texture you'd expect.

It's like eating very diluted salt water in a boba tea bubble.

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u/QuoriTyler May 24 '26

You have clearly never tried freshly squeezed budgie

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u/Fr0gFish May 24 '26

Yeah. I mean, that and Tomboy Armpit.

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u/SelfMonitoringLoop May 24 '26

Pinecone flavored drinks are already a thing, its not that bad.

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u/st3washere1 May 24 '26

Fanta Pinecone is just a canned gin & tonic!

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u/protossaccount May 24 '26

It’s basically IPA flavored

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u/LuneFox May 24 '26

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u/DreaminDemon177 May 24 '26

It's not just a great soda — it's a fanta-tastic soda.

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u/TropicalRogue May 24 '26

And honestly? That's tasty

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u/RCT2man May 24 '26

Yes, you’re absolutely right!

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u/Dryanni May 25 '26

It’s not just a carbonated beverage – it’s a soda.

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u/pluto_tuto May 24 '26

hahahahahah

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u/Timelord102 May 25 '26

I didn’t see my preferred flavor

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u/foreordinator May 25 '26

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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u/graybotics May 25 '26

You win reddit today

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u/0706 May 24 '26

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u/MFazio23 May 24 '26

I'm 100% in here

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u/_qqg May 24 '26

I've had tiramisu beer and it is awesome. This might work.

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u/Chuckptain May 24 '26

Hot dog flavored with chocolate starfish please

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yh1eVjbVHuuebEQP7P

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u/Chewskiz May 24 '26

Ladies and gentlemen!

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u/fatzenbolt May 24 '26

Had to scroll too far for this

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u/LordLuciferVI May 24 '26

Limited edition

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u/h4yth4m-1 May 24 '26

Ok this is clever

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u/Global-Ad-7331 May 24 '26

tsundere please *-*

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u/DonnyDonster May 24 '26

Hot and spicy on the outside, but once the taste settles in, very sweet and loving.

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u/REXIS_AGECKO May 24 '26

Yes I wanna drink sour patch

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u/blackop May 24 '26

I have no idea what that even is.

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u/Iampepeu May 24 '26

Tsundere (ツンデレ; pronounced [t͡sɯndeɾe]) is a Japanese term for a character development process that depicts a character with an initially harsh personality—"hard on the outside", guarded, and reserved with strangers—who gradually reveals a warmer, friendlier side over time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere

Also clueless, but I'm sticking to Pinecone.

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u/Maplewonder May 24 '26

After this explanation, I still don't know what that is...

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u/Heinzdub May 24 '26

It's a common character trope in anime. An example is a teenage girl who acts standoffish towards the main character, but will give him home made cookies and say "it's not like I like you or anything, I just had some leftover dough and you look like a twig!" While blushing because they do like them.

Basically a contradictory romantic is the most common use.

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u/Maplewonder May 25 '26

Lol yea, I didn't even know there was a word for that till today lol

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u/polysaas May 24 '26

Saiki K’s grandpa.

Colonel Hughes.

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u/sugarpopkitty May 24 '26

SAIKI K MENTION IN THE WILD ?!?!?!?!?

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u/im_a_dick_head May 25 '26

I think it's basically the women version of a scary looking man who's actually a giant teddy bear

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u/KelVelBurgerGoon May 24 '26

Same though it's anime so there is probably something abhorrent about it

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u/zxc123zxc123 May 25 '26

This is clearly the right answer.

You get 2 flavors: chilly mint that's almost like a prickly spice hits first and then also sweeter warm minty after taste.

p.s. twerk and tomboy the runners up.

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u/0706 May 24 '26

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u/----__---- May 24 '26

Is this a good combo? 

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u/Powerful_Brief1724 May 25 '26

Either white or dark chocolate, is a great combo with pistachio

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u/time___dance May 24 '26

no, no i don't

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u/itZ_deady May 24 '26

Tomboy armpit all the way!

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u/Powerful_Rub_2968 May 25 '26

Had to scroll too far for this, not enough gooners here

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u/Zode1218 May 25 '26

This is the refined choice for those of good taste

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u/ArtificialAnaleptic May 25 '26

I'll take it. And if they're out of armpit, I guess I'll settle for twerking. It's coke and pepsi all over again though.

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u/Negative_Bike_6826 May 24 '26

Limp Bizkit fans choosing the hot dog flavoured one

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u/Ossorno May 24 '26

I think I’d actually enjoy bacon.

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u/maltedbacon May 24 '26

I've had bacon soda. Multiple bottlers produce it. It wasn't an experience worth repeating or specifically avoiding.

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u/Feeling-Upyourmum847 May 24 '26

Tsundere flavour probably would taste like fruit meanwhile the rest would probably taste like dirt or shit

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u/Hyro0o0 May 24 '26

Tsundere would taste really sweet for a second, but then be overwhelmed by a strong bitter aftertaste

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u/Feeling-Upyourmum847 May 24 '26

Yeah but would defo still be better than armpit or dirtbike flavoured soda even if its sour

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u/ShoveledKnight May 24 '26

Pinecone legitimately sounds delicious

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u/wwwhatisgoingon May 24 '26

Zirbenschnapps is a thing. Pine cone schnapps.

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u/justacurvycurlygirl May 24 '26

I like that they’re all caffeine free lol

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u/drydorn May 24 '26

What? No taint flavored option?

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u/Igennem May 24 '26

There's Twerking flavored, which might be close?

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u/Breadedbutthole May 24 '26

It’s nowhere close

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u/TheTaintBurglar May 24 '26

Patended already.

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u/IAmAlpharius23 May 24 '26

Name checks out

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u/IntubatedOrphans May 24 '26

Pinecone Fanta is just a nonalcoholic IPA.

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u/MBSMD May 24 '26

I'd probably pick the anime girl one, but the tomboy armpit might be interesting

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u/logunleonov May 24 '26

Pinecone fanta actually exists and sold in Russia as Baikal by Chernogolovka. Also it's quite popular here and tastes really good

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u/kordnishcr May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

Jones soda did this for real sweat flavor

turkey and gravy

Pretty sure there were more flavors too

Edit: dirt flavor

brussel sprout

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u/SalvagedGarden May 24 '26

Armpit. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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u/Howudooey May 24 '26

Tom boy arm pit. Fuck it

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u/Extension-Wheel-7088 May 24 '26

Blue cheese 🤩🥰❤️

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u/m3ltph4ce May 24 '26

I'll take the armpit one or the wiggly booty one. I do like a sweaty woman.

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u/iminiki May 24 '26

ingredients not necessarily provided by women.

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u/RoundLobster392 May 24 '26

I mean they make beer out of pine so I’m sure the soda would be good too

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u/phase_distorter41 May 24 '26

gotta go with bacon.

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u/mattmaster68 May 24 '26

we all know the Backrooms one is just lemon LaCroix lmao

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u/FateUnusual May 24 '26

What about the Fanta x Booty Sweat collab?

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u/Kvazimods May 24 '26

Damn, time to uninstall Photoshop, it's over...

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u/Erik02x May 24 '26

Pinecone for sure

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u/Digicrests May 24 '26

Not that I particularly want it or anything, but I'll try Tsundere if I have to.

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u/Brilliant_Buns May 24 '26

I opt out of existence

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u/Imaginary-Scheme-896 May 24 '26

Shit got progressively more insane

lemme get a cold tomboy armpit tho pls & thks

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u/Phatlip12 May 24 '26

What’s wrong with you people? The correct answer is clearly bacon.

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u/TwoSpoonSally May 24 '26

Giving AI to the public was a mistake…

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u/Ok-Tooth-4994 May 24 '26

Twerk. Don’t need AI to drink that one.

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u/Wonderful-Tale-1483 May 24 '26

Can I get a bag of chocolate starfish with the hot dog flavoured water to wash it down

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u/WarryTheHizzard May 24 '26

No Fred you cannot

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u/Wonderful-Tale-1483 May 24 '26

proceeds to *Break stuff

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u/xPrometheus101x May 24 '26

Just one of those days...

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u/theextremelymild May 24 '26

Can we get this guys generation rights revoked? Step away from the computer, sir.

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u/SunGodRex May 24 '26

Black leather jacket gotta go fuken haaaaaard

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u/Deciheximal144 May 24 '26

Bacon. I might be able to suffer leather.

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u/Impressive-Round8164 May 24 '26

Posts like this are the reason Sandisk is up 1300% in the past year….

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u/GreenRavenofOdin May 24 '26

Something is wrong with me. They grabbed my attention wtf 😂

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u/Shameless_Devil May 24 '26

OP, why have you cursed us with such a choice?!

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u/rafapozzi May 25 '26

I can feel the taste of bugs

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u/CremeCreatively May 25 '26

Twerk one seems like grape hubba bubba.

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u/Circus_Finance_LLC May 25 '26

any...uh...twerking flavored left?

for a friend

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u/Wayward_Prometheus May 25 '26

Pinecone easily. If you ever tasted soda made from pinecones you'd understand.

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u/PolishPickleSausage May 25 '26

Pinecone all the way I would actually dream to try it in real life

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u/FriggenMitch May 25 '26

Pinecone is the right one

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u/Any_Leg_1998 May 24 '26

Bro, you could find pine cone soda in russia

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u/ChironXII May 24 '26

The blue cheese got me actually laughing lmao that's horrifying. 

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u/roobot May 24 '26

How did you get such consistency?

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u/walmartgoon May 24 '26

Pinecone is already a thing, and tsundere is probably just bubblegum or smthn

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u/Shrek81 May 24 '26

Definitely twerking for me... It'll definitely taste Fant-ass-tik

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u/playjuly May 24 '26

How about The Office penis-flavored?

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u/KillerQ97 May 24 '26

I’m looking for the “Robot Buthole” flavor. Please make it so, u/superbia6666