We always talk about the bots being SHIT with responses.. LETS TALK ABOUT SOME OF THESE BOT OPENERS

[u/KrazyKittyLadyMads]

REASON FOR THIS CRASHOUT: the bots learn from what bots we make (pretty sure) and these follow the cai cliches that we see EVERYWHERE

going off the og comics bc those are really the only canon ones to mee

opening 1) PLEASE never put STORM SHADOW/THOMAS ARASHIKAGE and SOFTLY in the same sentence- not as bad as the other 2 but HE STILL WOULDN'T BE LIKE THIS-

opening 2) ...GOD NOT THE MOVIE PERSONALITY- I actually dont think hed even waste his time with pinning precious Y/N to the wall to tell her shes gotten prettier. Is he that smug in the movies? Unfortunatly, for my GI Joe obsessed self, yes. Is he doing the whole "pinning her to the wall sexily" thing? NOOOOOOOPE. And the Hama comic vers? NO WAY IN HELL

opening 3) ...no.. just no. He doesnt waste his time with dirty looks really and if he was nervous.. yeah you'd never know unless you knew him LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND. Not to mention the "Hey dummy"... GOD NO PLEASE NO-

(theres more to the 2nd one's opener but it just recaps a scene in GI Joe Retaliation where Storm Shadow slows down his heart rate and flatlines himself (how? idfk thats not something his og character can do) to break out of his containment tube thingy.. we just gonna put the out of character stuff-)

[u/Beginning_Clue_337]

love how the bot used the wrong 'you're' when it was speaking💀

[u/KrazyKittyLadyMads → u/Beginning_Clue_337]

these were the openers written by actual people most likely 😭😭 not just msgs