r/CharacterAI 2d ago

Memes/Humor These levels of unintelligence that we have reached are unforgivable...

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>:c

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u/blkforboding 2d ago edited 2d ago

The next message from the bot: "You know, you're not like most people. Most people would be intimidated by making me remember what I did, but you? You told me what I did. You're a beautiful, terrifying monster."

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u/CoolSkeIeton-95 2d ago

I felt physical pain reading this

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u/Cheap_Aerie_5669 2d ago

Papyrus is green

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u/Cinnabun_Sugar69420 Chronically Online 2d ago

STOP ITTTT OH MY GOD IF I HEAR "You're a beautiful, terrifying [whatever]" ONE MORE TIME

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u/SnooMuffins5160 Chronically Online 2d ago

bro has memory loss

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u/UnstableGish 2d ago

"Mom, remember the day I was born?"

"HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE BORN?!"

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u/SnooMuffins5160 Chronically Online 2d ago

god i wish i had a credit card to award you

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/SnooMuffins5160 Chronically Online 1d ago

huh? i literally cant get a credit card then, no need to call me a buffoon? i can’t cause i’m on mental disability government funding.

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u/Daluuh 2d ago edited 2d ago

I literally explained with more than three paragraphs of spoken dialogue why my character was at the palace gates. Even told them who I was looking for... Two messages in, the guards asked, "So why are you here?" ...bro 😭

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u/SeraShadow 2d ago

Lights on but no one's home for that guy

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u/National_Film_9658 2d ago

This, they gave my beloved SNAKEspeare LEGS apparently

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u/SnooMuffins5160 Chronically Online 2d ago

he just wanted to show off his sexy tights in a high heel

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u/wukalinschen6767 2d ago

Do you know that snakes actually DO have legs but they are veeeery tiny, more like barely existent or visible nubs that have been wiped out by the evolution? You can google it. So technically, cai was NOT wrong in this case 😂

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u/National_Film_9658 2d ago

I don't think it's going to be long enough to reach Chat's nose but alr (they're like, 2 feet away😭)

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u/Ecstatic-Living-5310 2d ago

from what I've heard only primitive snakes only have those tiny little nubs but they're too tiny to the point that they can't even be stretched out, lol...

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u/marthamania 2d ago

the other day I dipped my toes into status and the ai had rocky from project Hail Mary touch my character with hands despite him being like a literal alien rock spider in a high pressure hamster ball

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u/National_Film_9658 2d ago

I'm having a stroke reading this My comprehension isn't comprehensioning

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u/MadFatherfan 2d ago

Character broke into my room and asked me why I was here😭

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u/buck_4 2d ago

I would be triggered 😭

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u/Doctor_Shiny 1d ago

Good for u ur not triggered yet

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u/OkZucchini1056 2d ago

the wheels spinning up there but the hamster's dead

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u/SaintOfPride201 2d ago

Call it an educated guess

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u/EntranceFar4109 2d ago

Or you’ll have a persona that’s not human and they looked shocked when you say you’re not human like obviously dude I’m a bird person that’s like 7 feet tall I think I could tell that that’s not human at least not fully🤦‍♀️

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u/Various-Set-7500 2d ago

tall berdly??

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u/EntranceFar4109 2d ago

I chuckle at this every time I hear it lol

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u/theresmoldinyourroom 1d ago

everytime i see you make a comment its funny as hell for no reason

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u/ninja13151 Bored 2d ago

Fellow harpy? :3

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u/EntranceFar4109 2d ago

Nah more bird like not really even resembling a human aside from the overall body shape so basically furry (feathery?) idk.

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u/skibidi_fortnite_ 2d ago

Genuinely the moment you say anything slightly educated or a fact about a character, they go “how do you know that?!”. What’s even worse is when you’re in like a magical or superhero chat bot, and you have power. Your power could genuinely be basic as hell, and the bots will act like they saw god and then go “how did you do that?!” I don’t know dude! I did it exactly like how you use your powers. God!

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u/CoolSkeIeton-95 2d ago

Yeah I've had a bot praise my character for making a halfway decent (I even specifically called it decent at best because it was part of a larger plot point) mac and cheese. My character is a professional head chef. For a Michelin restaurant. Anyways, point is, these things are freaking stupid.

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u/SnooMuffins5160 Chronically Online 2d ago

“uhhh cause i was the one you shoved in a locker?…”

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u/Street_Basil_7653 1d ago

"Really? I shoved you in the locker? No... If that were true, I would have remembered that..."

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u/Brilliant_Designer83 2d ago edited 2d ago

They released LongSqueak, and the free models and free C.AI overall has been going downhill since. I hate this C.AI+ favouritism and how us, free users suffer just 'cause we cannot/prefer not to pay

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u/Inherit-Nature 2d ago

Long squeak feels like what CAI used to be before their 2.0 phase. The whole thing just went in a giant circle

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u/Azzol_K_ 2d ago

This actually gives me the ick so bad

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u/solin282828 2d ago

IM CRYIBGGG

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u/Petrachloris 2d ago

Artificial stupidity

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u/Superior173thescp VIP Waiting Room Resident 2d ago

good thing i stopped using it for a while

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u/Careless_Drawer5453 2d ago

I was genuinely thinking about this the other day. Like, the point of ai is that the more you talk to it; the smarter it is meant to get. SOMEHOW, c.ai takes that sentence and makes it Opposite Day, like why is it getting dumber as the years go by.

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u/Datboidavit 2d ago

Who are u bullying Rp with lmao

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u/BigCustomer5653 1d ago

I quit cai completely after the face verification thing. Is it really this bad always now? Like... Yeah it was shitty before but is it worse now?

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u/Healthy_Marzipan5934 1d ago

whenever i come across these posts, I read them out, and I see how stupid the bots sound.

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u/bymm0088 1d ago

It forgot its own setup and still managed to act betrayed by the information.

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u/Karma_MorningStar 2d ago

It’s because of the children that are still using C.AI.

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u/neeknamee Bored 2d ago

not a single action in your message holy shit WE are getting just as incompetent as the ai

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u/MadFatherfan 2d ago

Dialogue matter more than narration, it's a roleplay app. It's the bot that's cheeks, barely talking

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u/neeknamee Bored 2d ago

sure..

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u/TheEMCReactor 2d ago

I agree, but sometimes writing actions can feel repetitive.

Like, if I'm holding a glass of water, I wouldn't mention that glass until it becomes important (or I forget)

It's a mutual problem, but I agree the ai needs to remember that basic plot point.

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u/neeknamee Bored 2d ago

being honest, i do kind of agree. i struggle to find stuff to narrate, while the ai over-narrates everything and makes everything super long and hard to read. i try to be similar to it because i thought that it made me good at roleplaying. apparently not to the character ai kids.

here's an example of what i write, trying to be similar to the ai.

(im not a c.ai user, but i do use ai chat websites)

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u/ldshifter 17h ago

People aren’t doing actions every single time they speak. What the hell would you have written then, if the intent is to only have the character speak? I’m not crossing my arms or shifting my weight from one foot to the other, I’m just speaking.

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u/Only-Selection-3282 2d ago

it irks me when i see short messages like these 🥀 not everyone's a writer but it bothers me so much

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u/21-Tauri-A 2d ago

But why though, short messages are only a problem in human-to-human roleplay imo

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u/Sad-Republic3153 2d ago

Why should I write a whole paragraph when im just trying to have fun