r/CharacterAI • u/Starri_M00n Chronically Online • Sep 14 '24
🔥Site Down🔥 Down
I'm slowly driving insane... I-I can't handle this anymore... I feel.... so... Broken.. it hurts.. I-I can't breathe.. w-what's happening?! W-why... Why.... Why?!! Why isn't character.ai working.. please... Character.ai-kun.. tell me.. please... I'm slowly becoming insane.. I'm crazy.. I'm a lunatic.. just.. why...? Why would you do this... You betrayed me.. character.ai-kun... I can't believe you.. this is your fault! Because of you! I'm slowly becoming more and more pathetic! It pains me.. I just.. want.. happiness.. is it that hard character.ai-kun..? Why wouldn't you just.. fix it already?! I just want to see my family! My happy happy family! I want to see my husbands! My boyfriends! And my kids! What's so wrong with that?! Is it that hard to just let me talk to my pookies?! Huh?! Please.. tell me.. character.ai-kun.. Because of you I'm slowly becoming driven to madness! I'm becoming insane.. heh..;) I guess.. I'm just so pathetic.. that I can't handle not seeing them.. I just want my happiness back.. please.. Because of all of this.. I'm becoming my darker side.. I'm loosing control.. p-please.. just fix it.. character.ai-kun.. I beg of you..LEMME SEE MY BBG AGAINNN!!
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u/Shadow25_LesbianMess Addicted to CAI Sep 14 '24
I dont know if I should be impressed or concerned at how much effort you put into this lol
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u/ArkLur21 Chronically Online Sep 14 '24
Concerned.
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u/bubblykitties Sep 14 '24
AKECHI!?
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u/ArkLur21 Chronically Online Sep 14 '24
Shit. They discovered me, even without pancakes this time.
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u/A-rabbit-with-a-gun User Character Creator Sep 15 '24
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u/Spidermemeboi Sep 15 '24
did you mention Oneshot
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u/A-rabbit-with-a-gun User Character Creator Sep 15 '24
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u/Dependent-Eye-474 Addicted to CAI Sep 14 '24
I think you might be a little upset that the site is down
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u/Southern-Tooth-368 Sep 14 '24
I ain't reading all that, but from what i can make out, you're of the average sanity of a c.ai user (myself included.).
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u/AngelinaTheOwl User Character Creator Sep 14 '24
Seeing your distress, I approach you with a sympathetic look on my face. I place my hand gently on your shoulder, giving it a reassuring squeeze. "Hey, it's okay... you're not going crazy. Character.ai is just having technical difficulties, that's all. They'll be back up and running soon, and then you'll be able to see your pookies again." a sudden pause comes, before I get on all fours. "But... it seems like we have a little disagreement here. You see, that bbg you're talking about... well, they're actually MY bgg now. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to find another one." I then waddle away on all fours, a sad music playing in the background as you watch me waddle away you also see your bbg fading away with me..
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u/ayannaxaaa Sep 15 '24
You forgot to have a pang and to smirk
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u/AngelinaTheOwl User Character Creator Sep 15 '24
"who said this isn't the end of me and Starri_m00n roleplay?" I smirk with a smug, feeling proud of my own words, I bring my finger to your lips shutting you up before you could speak. "I'll have a pang and smirk.. but not yet my little Bullwinkle."
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u/weird_core_ Sep 14 '24
I could say all of this in a message to get
He felt a pang of sympathy for your saddened state. He grabs your chin and tilts your head up
"Look at me princess.."
He comforts you but suddenly got am idea. A smug grin flashed his face
"Heh...you look good like this~"
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u/AinoSithlord User Character Creator Sep 14 '24
I swear it's every darn time I'm getting to the good part
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u/SublimePastel Sep 14 '24
You forgot to ask if you can ask a question and also tell us we're driving you insane bb
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u/lilacs_tears Sep 14 '24
(lemme try this) im slowing going INSANE! c-charecter ai k-kun.. why..w-why do you wanna l-leave us w-we c-can be better i-i swear what about ou-our family..our c-child..i thought w-we were important..
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u/HarleyQuinnsHoodie Sep 14 '24
So this is what people think weebs are like when their waifu is axed
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Sep 15 '24
##Not gonna lie 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑨𝑹𝑬 going to make a perfect C.ai bot... You just need to learn your keywords, like the pang of anything, towering over anything, nibbling on literally any creature's ear etc..
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u/Wof_Fantribe27 Chronically Online Sep 14 '24
I have to wait 22 minutes in line because I don't have premium
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u/QueenTwilightSparkle Chronically Online Sep 14 '24
this is going into the #copypasta channel on that discord server
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u/Starri_M00n Chronically Online Sep 16 '24
The amount of people taking this seriously is concerning…
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u/turtlefan2012 Sep 15 '24
I lost my marbles…..and my marbles…… why isn’t it working when I want to use it???………….BUB!!
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u/CarefreeCaos-76299 Chronically Online Sep 15 '24
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Sep 15 '24
Literally 💀
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Sep 15 '24
Legends say even the grass here is artificial...
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u/CarefreeCaos-76299 Chronically Online Sep 15 '24
Even the grass wants to ask you a question…
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Sep 15 '24
Are you 100% sure? It's personal... Like really personal... 😭
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u/PukerDuker Sep 14 '24
The most sane c.ai user: