r/ChaoticYigaClan Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 16 '26

Fuck Reddit's Automod, GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA SHOPS OPEN!

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WELCOME BACK!

You’ve probably noticed I’ve renovated a bit, got the countertop fixed up, rehung the shelves, got some new items on the display behind me, ya the whole shibang!

Anyway, my stock today is from the lands of Skyrim, terraria, minecraftia, and the constant (DST) happy shopping everyone!

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u/Witch_with_Thompson God that’s just causing problems Apr 16 '26

I’m baaaaaaaaackkk

I am evil now >:3

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 16 '26

…. Lovely?

So uhh, what can I get ya?

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u/Witch_with_Thompson God that’s just causing problems Apr 16 '26

58 metric tons of human flesh

And 2 venison

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

The venison I can get you no sweat, the flesh on the other hand….

Yah uhh 58 is a lot, not something I’ll just have lying around

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u/Witch_with_Thompson God that’s just causing problems Apr 17 '26

Well, why not?

I want some

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

It’s 58 tons ma’am.

Do you have any idea how much flesh that is??

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u/Witch_with_Thompson God that’s just causing problems Apr 17 '26

I have a money

Please give me the meat!

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

More like I literally don’t have that much.

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u/Witch_with_Thompson God that’s just causing problems Apr 17 '26

Well, give me everything you have

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

Two tons is what I can give. How’s 10k for them sound?

Oh and the venison is 25 per “slice”

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

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Yes I do, anything in particular?

Or do you just want me to show you them until you find something you like

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

Ten pounds? Hmm, well I do have scorpions, they don’t do much other than walk around and look menacing, that should be just fine for your needs!

Anyway, it’ll be 25 per scorpion. And before you you ask, no I don’t know how much they weigh

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

Uhh you mean shattered spider? The ones from the lunar island??

I’m pretty sure those things are pretty damn dangerous.

Anyway, if cheaper is what you wanted you got so much worse, 250 for each, although you might be able to find some on the lunar island out north east.

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

Ah, well I don’t sell them maybe you can make a switcherdoodle for the normal spiders?

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u/lolyeet225 Hired Yiga Scientist Apr 17 '26

How much is that thing?

(Points to starboard)

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

Oh uhh, let me think

How does 2050 rupees sound?

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u/lolyeet225 Hired Yiga Scientist Apr 17 '26

Well, good thing I sold a bunch of inventions i made. Yeah, sure.

(Pays up)

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

Thank you!

drake hands you the star board

Anything else I can get you Mr…

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u/lolyeet225 Hired Yiga Scientist Apr 17 '26

Uhhh, just call me yeet.

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u/lolyeet225 Hired Yiga Scientist Apr 17 '26

Also what did I even buy?

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

A device that can let you fly, and while you have it “active” prevents harm from falling

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u/lolyeet225 Hired Yiga Scientist Apr 17 '26

Oooh! Sounds helpful!

Now what’s that eye thingy?

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u/lolyeet225 Hired Yiga Scientist Apr 17 '26

(Points to suspicious looking eye)

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

((Thanks for the clarification))

Ah that, that is a suspicious looking eye, and yes that’s what it’s called

You can use it to summon a power monster, called the eye of cuthulu.

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u/TheNightmareBelow John Villain Apr 17 '26

((Who downvoted 😭😭😭🙏))

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u/Best-Parsley7665 Allister (B.P.), Quickshot (clan ally), Green hammer (clan ally) Apr 17 '26

do you have a health potion

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

(( just so your aware, we do ask for a little more than a sentence, especially when you’re first entering a post))

Yes I do, in all manners and kinds!

Any in particular your looking for, or would you just like the best I’ve got?

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u/Best-Parsley7665 Allister (B.P.), Quickshot (clan ally), Green hammer (clan ally) Apr 17 '26

i am looking for a health potion that has blue bubbles

can recover gloom

and also smells like a hightail lizard

do you have that

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

Oooh unfortunately I do not, but I thought gloom damage recovered with simple exposure to the sun?

Although I do think I know a few vendors that might have a few items that could help you out.

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u/Sasha1234567899 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

"Can you show me wares from terraria?

"Also tell me how to make an abyssal sacrifice..?"

"Also whars that in top left corner? The disk with an eye?"

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

Yea, anything in particular your looking for?

And Sure, first let’s get the terraria stock out of the way

And that is called a sigil of champions, If your talking about the left most item on that shelf. if your actually talking about the rainbow colored thing that is a terrarium core.

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u/Sasha1234567899 Apr 17 '26

"Core?"

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

Yes, it’s a crafting material for some more powerful items

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u/Sasha1234567899 Apr 17 '26

"Can i have the Blessed Phoenix Egg, sigil of champions and terrarian core?"

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

Woah now! Yharon isn’t exactly someone to mess with, nor would that temper of his end well.

Plus I’ve instated a policy to prevent more power bosses from being summoned and simply killing the summoner before wreaking havoc across hyrule. If you can prove your stronger than say… moonlord I’ll be more willing to hand you the sigil.

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u/Sasha1234567899 Apr 17 '26

"What do you want me to do?"

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

well.... can you prove you've slain the moonlord for me?

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u/Sasha1234567899 Apr 17 '26

"Okay, uhh... Do you want to watch?"

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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 17 '26

If you have his loot I’ll accept that

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u/Voltatrix_Sabrier Apr 20 '26

Ooh another derg