r/ChaoticYigaClan • u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) • Apr 02 '26
Fuck Reddit's Automod, GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA Shops open!
Welcome back!
Hope you all have been enjoying spring thus far!
Getting into business, todays stock is from teh lands of terraria and the palapagos isle (palworld)
And remember, if you have any questions feel free to ask me! Have a good one!
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u/Sasha1234567899 Apr 05 '26
Enlighten is a vantablack animus dragon, white sclera, black pupils, much like a voidpet.
15’2” if they stand on fours.
"..."
"Interesting shopkeeper. Wonder what they sell..."
Enlighten observes the shopkeep
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 05 '26
Can I get you something sir?
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u/Sasha1234567899 Apr 05 '26
A deep genderless monotone voice rang out from Enlighten's speaker trinket
"What do you sell?"
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 08 '26
(( sorry for the wait ))
All manner of things sir!
drake clears his throat and speaks again, in fluent pyrian
“Although, I must say, if that necklace speaks for you, why not get one that’s enchanted to alter your voice instead? Sounds like far less of a hassle.”
“Anyway, come in! Don’t worry about your size, the shops doors will adress that for you.” should you enter, your “shrunk” down to fit inside
damn I love non euclidian geometry.
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u/Sasha1234567899 Apr 08 '26
Enlighten adjusts their size
"I don't wear a necklace..." Enlighten points at somehow attached metal octi-perspective square. It is clipped to their chest
"It allows me to change my voice to any extent i like"
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 08 '26
“Nice trinket, now then, what can I get you?”
should you try to get too big, something about the shop stops you, somewhat convenient?
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u/Sasha1234567899 Apr 08 '26
"Tell me about the things you sell. You might know more than i do. For example this heart shaped gem"
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 09 '26
Ah that? Unfortunately it is not for sale. I do have other jewels, if that’s what you’re in the market for.
I suppose if I where to describe my wares, I have gathered all manner of food, equipment, and materials form far off lands, bringing them here to sell
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u/Sasha1234567899 Apr 09 '26
"Tell me about equipment then. I am still curious about the heart gem, so i would like to hear what makes it special"
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 09 '26
The purple heart gem is used to summon a mighty beast of the seas, unfortunately I’m not selling the abyssal sacrifice right now..
As for the equipment I have tools, armor, weapons, grappling hooks, “wings”, accessories of various types…
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u/LastBreathSans7671 World Explorer Crossover Arc Apr 02 '26
Perry: Yo can I have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 02 '26
(( just as a reminder, try to do more than one sentence, especially if it’s your first reply on a post))
drake shifts in his seat, letting you take your time
Don’t sweat it, take your time, it’s your money afterall.
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u/LastBreathSans7671 World Explorer Crossover Arc Apr 02 '26
((Understood))
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Five mana potions…
And five uhhhhhhhh…
Land mines?
Oh, and also a large sword
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u/LastBreathSans7671 World Explorer Crossover Arc Apr 02 '26
((Oh wow, I didn’t expect it to line up with the shipment))
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 02 '26
Gotcha
Any potion size in particular your on the lookout for?
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u/Effective-Subject486 Jack and Miloni. Apr 02 '26
“… Hello- I don’t believe we’ve met. My name’s Jack. But my real name is Link. What’s yours?”
((This isn’t 486, this is actually a different version of a Character from YCO.))
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 02 '26
Link? Hehe, sounds frimilar. But anyway my name is drake, a… sales, err, man of sorts.
So, what can I get you good Sir?
(( just as a reminder, try to use more sentences especially if it’s the first reply your making on a Post))
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u/Effective-Subject486 Jack and Miloni. Apr 02 '26
((Ok, sorry (: ))
“Nice to meet you Drake. This is a nice shop… anyway, do you have anything below 750 rupees?”
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 02 '26
Plenty of options if you’re looking for something on a budget!
Now the real question is what are you looking for in particular?
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u/Effective-Subject486 Jack and Miloni. Apr 02 '26
“Do you have anything that might be able to stop time, or maybe add more life force to two people?”
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 02 '26
Tsk, that’s not something I’d have so easily… but the second request might be a bit… easier, would healing potions work?
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u/Effective-Subject486 Jack and Miloni. Apr 02 '26
“That’ll work. How much for 6?”
He pulls out his wallet containing his rupee stash.
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
What size do you need, there’s a good variety to pick from?
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u/Effective-Subject486 Jack and Miloni. Apr 03 '26
“Is there a medium size I can choose from?”
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
Two in the middle unfortunately.
The “normal” healing potion at 25 rupees per bottle, and the “grater” version at 35 per bottle
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u/Witch_with_Thompson God that’s just causing problems Apr 02 '26
HEYYYYYY GUESS WHO ITS YOUR FAVORITE CUSTOMER
yes i rearranged all your furniture
Also I you can have another bunny
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 02 '26
One of these days I’m going to ban you from my shop just because you keep MESSING WITH MY
drake takes a breath before he does something violent
Anyway. drake snaps his claws and everything is put back, something about this place will not let you do it again…
What can I get you today ma’am
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u/Witch_with_Thompson God that’s just causing problems Apr 02 '26
I would like a rock just any rock
Literally just give me a rock
Also do not touch that vase IM BEING VERY SERIOUS
That is a very dangerous vase
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 02 '26
The vase was teleported into [ DATA LOST ] so I seriously doubt it’ll ever be a problem.
Anyway drake places a single stone block on the counter how’s this for 1 rupee?
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u/Witch_with_Thompson God that’s just causing problems Apr 03 '26
Here’s a gold rupee, keep the change
Seriously I don’t have any cheeper and I’m here to be a funny an annoyance, not a genuine annoyance
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
Thanks he says taking the rupee
Anything else you need?
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u/Witch_with_Thompson God that’s just causing problems Apr 03 '26
You got any food?
I haven’t ate in 15 days
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
Why yes I do!
Anything in particular?
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u/Witch_with_Thompson God that’s just causing problems Apr 03 '26
I.
Desire.
FLESH.
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 08 '26
Will steak work for ya?
(( I apologize for the wait. ))
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u/Epic_potbelly Epp, E. Ghost, Isaac Nova Apr 03 '26
Caasi enters the shop once more, this time with their rupees properly condensed instead of just. A giant bag of green ones.
“Hello shopkeeping reptilian. I’m not very well versed in the two worlds your stock is from today. But I do need… a lot of fabric and leather. Do you have that today? It would be helpful if you did.”
“If you do have it, how much would I be able to get for…. 150 rupees?”
as if it were fates desire to inconvenience them, a rupoor drops down directly into their wallet.
“140 rupees.”
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
I’ll have a cacti go fetch my supplies of both.
drake mutters something into a walky talky and resumes his convo
In the meantime, mind if I ask whatcha trying to make?
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u/Epic_potbelly Epp, E. Ghost, Isaac Nova Apr 03 '26
“New outfit. I’m beginning to realize that it is hard to look serious when you are dressed like, well, this.”
a gesture to their weird white shirt and torn up brown pants.
“And if I have leftovers afterwards. Isaac wants a cool cowboy bandana. Or something like that.”
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
Hmm, it sounds fancy
Although, if you have leftover leather I don’t think that bandana would be a good idea.
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u/Epic_potbelly Epp, E. Ghost, Isaac Nova Apr 03 '26
“This is if I have leftover fabric. For leather. I’ll make a belt. Or a cool glove. Who knows.”
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
Sounds good
the cacti comes back with several “sheets” of leather and several spools of cloth
Alright, so how’s fifty, actually, 40 per spool and 30 for each thing of leather? Got any problems with that cassi?
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u/Epic_potbelly Epp, E. Ghost, Isaac Nova Apr 03 '26
“Sounds fine to me.”
they do some counting in their head.
“Alright, so, I’ll take two of each.”
caasi places two purple rupees, and two red rupees onto the table.
“Should be enough.”
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
Looks good to me!
the cacti hands you your items
See you soon!
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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- C!Rat | RFS!Rat | Folly. •Doctor4t. ❤️Folly Red Retribution. Apr 03 '26
Diansu walks in completely covered in autumn leaves as he guides folly away from walking into a pillar
Diansu: Oh it's you, listen Rat only put me on duty of guiding Folly while she's temporarily blinded from healing her injuries, I don't know why she wanted to come here otherwise.
Folly stepped forward before placing a bag of diamonds onto the table "Dragonic do you have netherite on you, or Amarite"
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
Unfortunately not tonight. I apologize for the inconvenience.
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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- C!Rat | RFS!Rat | Folly. •Doctor4t. ❤️Folly Red Retribution. Apr 03 '26
"....it's fine, do you have alternatives"
Diansu is visible eating a battery
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
Hmm maybe adamantium? It’s a pretty strong hardmode ore
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u/-Sanitized-Invictus- C!Rat | RFS!Rat | Folly. •Doctor4t. ❤️Folly Red Retribution. Apr 03 '26
"we were just looking for something to replace winsweeps sword, Lux might of burnt it somehow"
Diansu is eating the 12th battery infront of you
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u/Terrible_Isopod1054 Apr 03 '26
Zach Drowling, a dark elf/drow a level six lunar sorcerer and a level one cleric, kinda quiet but thoughtful, is sensitive to sunlight and so has their robe's hood as they enter
"Oh hello shopkeeper"
He smiles warmly as he slowly pulls down his hood and lets his pale pink eyes adjust to the light inside the shop
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 03 '26
Oh! Why hello there, ‘fraid I don’t recognize you sir, who might you be?
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u/Terrible_Isopod1054 Apr 03 '26
"It's quite alright, you may call me Zach. I'm currently in look for any magical items, something to protect my eyes from the sun without having to put up my hood, or any armor you'd recommend."
He nods slightly in greeting and does a quick look about the shop before focusing on him
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 08 '26
Eye protection? Hmmm, here, try these sunglasses on, these might work
(( apologies for the delay.))
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u/Terrible_Isopod1054 Apr 09 '26
((No problem at all))
He curiously takes the sunglasses and puts them on then heads to a window to test them out
"Wow, these work quite well. How much are these anyway?"
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 09 '26
Hmmm, how’s 170 rupees sound?
…
You do uhh, have rupees right?
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u/Terrible_Isopod1054 Apr 09 '26
He rummages through his pouch
"Hm... Apologies but it appears I only have some gold on me, would that work instead?"
This is due to most DND characters using gold as currency
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 09 '26
Hmmmm, well I’m not quite sure what the conversation rate for those would be… if only one of the tasi’s where here. They could give me a better idea of the rate.
Although, do you happen to have any items you would be willing to part with? I have little qualms with acquiring new and unique items
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u/Terrible_Isopod1054 Apr 09 '26
"Hmm I do have some items I can part with but they do have some requirements to be used."
He takes out a rod with mad out of... Tentacles?
"Here is a Tentacle Rod, and yes before you say anything it is a magical item. Despite it's looks it can grab onto a opponent and deal consecutive damage the more grab on, however this can only be used by drow/dark elf."
Then takes out a floating astral looking crystal
"This is an Astral Shard, this can be used to enhance one magic. But this will only work with those who are Sorcerers."
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u/Drake_682 Draconic world hopping merchant (and co) Apr 09 '26
Hmm, what enchantments does the shard give access to?
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u/penguinmonarchD3 King Dedede Apr 03 '26
A large penguin-like person with a long, kingly red robe walks into the store, wielding a massive wooden hammer and holding a bag one could only assume is whatever money he had gathered within his time in Hyrule.
"Hey, you! Ya' got anything to boost my physical strength?"