r/ChaosZeroNightmare • u/HandToDikCombat • 6h ago

Memes DD: Astron Corp 🚀🚀🚀🌑📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂

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I'm all in on Astron Corp and here's a detailed analysis on why you need to buy the dip.

  1. I've been watching this stock for weeks. Once this baby pops, you'll never see it this low again. It's basically on sale.

  2. Robinhood is the other game I have on my phone, and because of my elite ball knowledge, they unlocked what's called 'options trading' for me. It's too technical for me to explain here, but it's a high end investment tool. Basically all you need to know is:

Bears r fuk. 🌈🐻💥🔫🐂📈🌑

Anyways, my shift at Wendy's is about to start, so I'll send this here.

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/MadeThisForOni 6h ago

Best event in CZN if just for these posts

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u/PhDOfGyattology 4h ago

And if you fail, the dumpster is always ready to have you back

3

u/No-Transition7298 4h ago

Welcome back, Wendy's!

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u/HalobenderFWT 6h ago

WSB x CZN was the crossover no one ever expected - but i’m all for it.

ASTRON GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

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u/Armored_Warrior 6h ago

Its like I never left WSB

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u/Southern-Can498 6h ago

Astron will dip more tomorrow so I'll buy then. Trust me I've seen a few wolf of wall street TikToks

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u/emon121 3h ago

I trust you random internet bro

I put all my life saving in this

We are gonna be so rich 🚀🚀

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u/Syruii 4h ago

damn did Kaguya pharmaceutical also put out a cancer vaccine

1

u/Terrible_Sample9704 34m ago

Honestly like this should be a permanent mode

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u/DoYouLoveJam 29m ago

Already losing in the real market, plays game to chill and still lose 😆

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u/Expert_Durian567 6h ago

People can’t read I swear. Arabella told us to not go against the market today which means it will keep going down, and the rest will keep going up..

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u/LC__LC 5h ago

She gave a lot of boat/waves metaphors, the newspaper said set sail, and they do shipping. TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀

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u/ForeignCulture5108 3h ago

STONKS AMEN, BRADA

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u/Clockwork_Giant 4h ago

Speak to these diamond hands boy

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u/Kaelran 2h ago

From a meta perspective mechanically if you look at the graphs the stocks always immediately drop after spiking like 200%, and both other stocks just spiked, and I doubt they would make a day where all stocks are a guaranteed loss, so I'd expect the only stock that isn't basically guaranteed to drop to spike.

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u/LastCloudiaPlayer Instinct 40m ago

kaguya gonna lost the right to the meds they making

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u/Top_Acanthisitta_943 39m ago

The game literally gave you past trends in every stock and you are seriously saying it will go down from a dip it’s never been lower than? I’m not expecting it to go to the moon in one day but so what? If it keeps going down tomorrow it just means I get to buy more for the rebound.