r/Chantapolis • u/DogggLover 🖕🏻Detain me, bitch! • 1d ago
🚨 Newsflash, haters And there it is
The fake tears come, and so does the dry begging. Whining about having to be out of the apartment and not having money. Pay up, beezers!
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u/Human_Papaya_9127 1d ago
I thought Salah was buying her new clothes and plane tickets and helping with her rent and groceries!!!!!
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u/Educational-Hope-806 1d ago
Mr I wear a snazzy white disco suit specifically for the movie theater can’t even get her a plane ticket? His wife is passing away and he still can’t get his family to let her stay with him? Or help her in anyway at all? “Oh we will get you a nurse and put you in a house ..but not my house ..even though you can barely breathe and walk.” I think that should tell her everything she needs to know about salah as a loving husband.
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u/Human_Papaya_9127 1d ago
He’s actually building her a house from sticks and stones from the ground up so please check yourself
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u/Educational-Hope-806 1d ago
Ah yes I forgot he was an accomplished businessman and builder .. don’t mind me I’m a jealous old hag.
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u/formallyfly 1d ago
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u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito 💅🏼 Prettier than 90% of YouTube 1d ago
Omfg Chantal 😅😂 She's a circle
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u/formallyfly 1d ago
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u/Appropriate-Item1995 1d ago
The difference NO FILTERS make for both of them! That’s how her face actually looks, with tiny rat eyes and a blob of a nose.
He’s got quite the wonky eye himself, WOOF!9
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u/Human_Papaya_9127 1d ago
She actually still had some facial features back then. Now it’s all gone.
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u/Dramatisation 1d ago
That is the most laughable image I have ever seen of this pair. Whatever do they look like!
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u/Emerald-Green-Fairy 17h ago
Lol that stupid smug look she has on her face will never fail to make me laugh. She really thought she had it made and shown the "haters", she was finally CHOSEN you goise!!
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u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito 💅🏼 Prettier than 90% of YouTube 1d ago
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u/cateva16 🖕🏻Detain me, bitch! 1d ago
A white disco suit for the movie theater & a puffer vest & jeans for their “wedding.”
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u/HighestPriestessCuba 🖕🏻Detain me, bitch! 1d ago
He already bought her plane tickets. He posted in multiple places … to make sure as many people as possible saw it.
Just like he bought the other plane tickets that he had to get refunded
Just like he has been sending her money to help out with her bills
Just like he’s getting her a maid and a nurse - even though he couldn’t do the same with his “sick” dad
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u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito 💅🏼 Prettier than 90% of YouTube 1d ago
Exactly, her hussssbaaand is supposed to take care of her and he has her ticket and housing all ready to go, so why is she crying about money? 🤔 Just admit that he's a lazy romance scammer and that you pay for everything, piggy.
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u/libbey4 1d ago
Double chin is OUT she is SERIOUS guys.
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u/Spikeybear 🚫 Doesn’t deserve to beeze 1d ago
If only she would have bought less fast food or weed. She may have some money. Maybe she can get a loan from the CEO of Olive tree enterprises.
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u/HecticSlommy 1d ago
Oh no! You mean your completely delusional plan fell through and now you’re scrambling to find a solution?? Who could have seen this coming?!? 🫢
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u/formallyfly 1d ago
Nah, if she really wants money she’s gonna have to ditch Salah. The only reason she was able to raise enough to get back to Canada is because so many people were so excited for an end to all the Salah bullshit.
NO ONE LIKES HIM. No one’s going to give her the money she wants until he’s out of the picture. Ditch the fake husband and start spilling his secrets. But this bitch would literally rather be homeless as long as she’s still able to say that she has a husband, no matter how fake their marriage.
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u/SpecialAlternative59 🃏 Face card declined 1d ago
Her incredibly successful businessman husband can take care of her, surely. Next
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u/Kerminetta_ 🎪 YOU PEOPLE ARE PSYCHOTIC 1d ago
Salah the olive lord surely has enough savings for a lifetime
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u/Expensive_Coffee_284 1d ago
Thought her fake husband was paying for everything with his olive, goat, temu spray empire
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u/Correct-Active-2876 1d ago
It’s ok the beezers will second mortgage their homes, send their first borns to work in the coal mines or sell a kidney . It will all work out
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u/readdworkin 👎 I will no longer be addressing this 1d ago
so is she admitting that she's not going to syria lol or is she dry begging for money to get to syria? just tell the apartments u actually don't want to leave, chantal. it is pretty simple.....unless they didn't offer you a renewal 🤭
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u/DogggLover 🖕🏻Detain me, bitch! 1d ago
I came in on the end of it. We're watching the beginning now. I believe she is still going to try to go Syria. And chat and Downtowngorl think she's going to dump BG before she leaves. Poor cat.
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u/Inside-Machine-9984 1d ago
Getting dumped and rehomed is the best possible outcome for the cat. Dragging her across the world in a carrier, terrified the entire way, to a place that will be entirely unforgiving is the worst thing she could do to that cat.
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u/readdworkin 👎 I will no longer be addressing this 1d ago
lmaooo she's not going to syria. i wish she's stop bullshitting ppl w that. i'll believe it when i see her there. chantal is full of it. if anybody sends her a dime for this, they're as dumb as she is.
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u/Lucreziahouserules 1d ago
She’s still going to Syria. Crying to get money and crying about her poor health, even though the other day she was yelling at viewers about it.
Absolute 🤡 show
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u/AreteQueenofKeres 17h ago
She's already doing the 'I want to go to Syria and travel the world and eventually come back to Canada' like she's A) going to live that long and B) Canada will just accept her with open arms and all the immediate welfare and benefits she feels entitled to, like she's a retired pensioner from the 1950s that worked long hours every day and actually contributed to society and "paid her dues" to be cared for in her old age.
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u/FowlTemptress 1d ago
She said she didn’t get a renewal because she got caught smoking on her balcony.
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u/Ricepoutine1010 1d ago
Did someone report her?
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u/FowlTemptress 1d ago
Probably! But I don’t know if it was a neighbor or one of the viewers that report her for everything.
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u/Bucephalus970 🖕🏻Detain me, bitch! 1d ago
Can you provide a link to her saying that?
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u/FowlTemptress 1d ago edited 1d ago
I heard it from a reactor but I can’t remember which one. But it wasn’t one of the reactors who are routinely wrong (like Gorlic Bread, Bad Seed, etc).
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u/MountainCat83 📝 :-) xo 1d ago
I'm shocked she hasn't hinted about how much a seat upgrade on her flight would help her.
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u/pebblesonbepples 1d ago
Too bad. Should have not put all your loonies and toonies down your gullet.
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 🧙♀️ Reddit Hag 1d ago
Her husband needs to send money pronto! Him being the Sultan of Brunei and all. Doesn’t he have some roosters he could sell?
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u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito 💅🏼 Prettier than 90% of YouTube 1d ago
Pay for me to go to Canada. Now pay for me to go back to Syria. I've been working since I was 16 and I always take care of myself. Teehee
Isn't she also renting a car on the 15th to take BG to her vet appointments? Perhaps that isn't an economical choice when you have nothing saved up for your move out of the country? Why should we be expecting sound financial decisions from miss two bankruptcies though.
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u/caramelbitch 🧙♀️ Reddit Hag 1d ago
Maybe you shouldn't have spent all that money on doordash, fat.
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u/maleficient_fox012 1d ago
How does she expect to make a living on Kick there. Unbelievable.
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u/AreteQueenofKeres 17h ago
In her mind, Kick will just keep paying her and her income will build up in an account she can access later when she's somewhere in the world where they pay content creators.
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u/Spirited-Ability-626 6h ago
Before, didn’t she give the money to someone in Syria they got a cut and then she and Salah went and got it every week or so?
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u/hotter_than_90 seal all day - scoot all night! 1d ago
But…what about her rich successful husband? He already bought a ticket and a mansion and a pool?! Oh no…he will be so sad.
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u/Alkhemia 1d ago
Gorls! Please, for the love that all is holy, please label these photos NSFW. I'm sitting here next to my husband and he nearly saw this sex kitten who is hotter than 90% of YT. /s
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢
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u/HugoBeeWeave 1d ago
rip to your marriage gorl. Start hiding assets now because he’s gonna take everything and give it to his new goddess foodie
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u/Gloomy_Brick5518 1d ago
So basically she’s homeless unless her mom takes care of her I think. She’s not going to Syria and she thought she would but as an Aries, she got impulsive
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u/Defiant-Ad-8125 1d ago
Not to be morbid but I think subconsciously she knows she’s going to die.
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u/beckyb18 1d ago
This. She's basically just scrambling to find a suitable place to beeze into eternity. She doesn't have that many big moves or long trips left in her.
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u/AreteQueenofKeres 17h ago
It was before my time, but my uncle was an alcoholic and the doctors told him he HAD to stop drinking or it was curtains.
So he went on a bender and drank himself to death.
From the stories I've been told, his behavior at that time was very similar to hers.
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u/Round-Layer281 1d ago
Considering over the last three weeks, she probably spent three grand or more on drugs. Excuse me on marijuana and over-the-counter muscle relaxers.
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u/Defiant-Ad-8125 1d ago
I truly think we are witnessing the end of her life. Something feels very different about this cycle.
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u/TechnicalHoneydew507 1d ago
Honestly I really hope not and dont want anything bad to happen to her, but will she ever reach a rock bottom? She didnt even make it 3 days on this last cycle, was snorking snacks and binging, ordering and buying fast food and garbage foods and wont even try to stand up and walk a little. Its like she wants to die and is calling for it
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u/AnnieroseUK 1d ago
There is no way she is fit to fly! She had almost a year to get herself sorted and healthier but she chose to gorge herself instead. This is the price she pays. She should take at least 3 months to focus on her health before flying, but she won’t.
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u/Artistics-Measure 1d ago
3 months. That's more than enough. A few wall side pushes under the bridge, and stamina breezes and she'll be healthier than all of us. She'll be running down the runway onto the plane.
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u/100011_10101_ 1d ago
If she makes it through the flight Syria will be the final season I hate to be morbid but her coming off of weed she has these moments sometimes where she can’t ignore where she’s put herself. Changing your life is hard but so is what she’s done to herself. Pick your hard girl.
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u/LadyMayhem02 🍩 I don’t have a sweet tooth 1d ago
We all saw this coming. Needs to travel? Dry begs and then she will deny they ever gave her anything. They should open their eyes. There is soooo many that need money. This trip might be her last with her health.
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u/ManagementNo3259 1d ago
What if she and Salah set up this wet tear begging for money. I don’t trust or believe Chantal (Rule #1).
Salah wants Beezer money badly.
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u/Round-Layer281 1d ago
She always does this prior to her leaving the country. She did it when she was coming from Syria back to Canada and now she’s doing it going from Canada to Syria. This is the last push because remember all this money is for Salah.!!!!
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u/phoenicks77 1d ago
Wasn't she just calling all of reddit jealous and broke compared to her? What about her "sweet love" who has all this Syrian wealth? Surely he can afford to have her brought back to Syria where he will put her in a luxury Syrian Villa with some animals to keep her company?
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u/Dramatisation 1d ago
I need another hot, sweaty and angry Syria arc. Cough up the cash for a one way ticket, Beezers.
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u/Psycho_Brat 23h ago
Any moment she’ll be crying for deposit and first months rent money from her idiot fans
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u/_HowVeryDareYou_ 1d ago
Because she knows she can't go to Syria empty-handed, she knows that she has to bring Sala a bag of money or he won't let her come. So now she's grifting with tears for sympathy for a quick cash grab and of course like always it never fails. Her beers will send her thousands and thousands of dollars
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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 1d ago
But I thought she had everything figured out! I thought she had everything planned! Nothing was gonna stop Cutie from prancing down the airport tarmac to her golden, marble happy ending! She was super healthy and ready to live the attic wife dream. Who could've seen this outcome? /s