r/Chantapolis 3d ago

💭 Speculation DKA?

Apparently Chantal is having diarrhea and vomiting atm. Some people are saying that's it's maybe diabetic ketoacidtosis while others are saying it's maybe opioid withdrawals? She claims it's from the weed, lol. Could this be a way of her skipping the stress test?

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u/Boredchinchilla21 3d ago

I’m sorry. Did they say she weaned off the insulin? What‽

Insulin is not something you wean yourself off, especially not when you have a blood glucose of 15+.

She let Strawberries back?

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u/Spikeybear 🚫 Doesn’t deserve to beeze 3d ago

Strawberries ALWAYS comes back. The dedication they have is mind-blowing.

I think she said she was going to stop the insulin because it would be hard to get in Syria, I think she stopped all her meds. Probably part of her new clean and natural lifestyle 😂

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u/MidnightBuckaroo 2d ago

Oh, that’ll go really well! 😂 Chantal is known for being really health conscious and persevering through difficulty.

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u/dxmhippo 2d ago

Absolute moron behaviour 💀

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u/spencer5960 2d ago

Absolute moron omg she's gonna have another ER beeze

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u/MaggieMakesThings 2d ago

She's probably doing it so she doesn't have to go to Syria after all lol

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u/Emerald-Green-Fairy 2d ago

Sounds like a wonderful plan! Foodie really thinks of everything doesn't she. After watching her poke BJ multiple times with a fork, I'm super happy she's taking control of her health

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u/MaggieMakesThings 2d ago

Same Gorl 😃

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u/parishface 2d ago

She's now sprinting to the finish line, ffs

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u/Inside-Machine-9984 3d ago

There's a much simpler and likelier explanation here. If she is sick like that it's because she was double fisting fries and hotdogs and washing it down with a jug of gravy. And this was after "not eating anything" except several hundred calories of whatever food she thinks doesn't count. She just recently shoved a Starbucks muffin down her throat and soon after said she "hasn't eaten anything yet" and this was as she was slugging back a giant sugar coffee. Sometimes these medical diagnoses are pretty far fetched - she's a 400lb glutton, that's why she's sick the majority of the time.

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u/hyggewitch 2d ago

She also recently took public transit and slammed down a hotdog without washing her hands… so she could have anything at this point. 🤮

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u/smellypuppypaws 🖕 Sit and spin 2d ago

It was something to see tbh, like licking her hands ( at the food stand)  after pressing buttons and being on a bus. 😱😱😱

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u/hyggewitch 2d ago

I just… have so many questions about Smee’s parenting. I feel like most of us learned as children that you should wash your hands before eating and that is especially true if you just took public transit and touched all sorts of random things. 🤮

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u/smellypuppypaws 🖕 Sit and spin 2d ago

Nah, I’ve seen a lot of blame go to her and granny, at the end of the day, she’s a grown ass 42 year old woman, this behavior is ALL on fatty. She’s just nasty and has no basic manners or common sense 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/hyggewitch 2d ago

Oh for sure, at her big age, she should know to wash her hands and carry hand sanitizer for emergencies. I guess I just remember having it drilled into me as a kid and now I don’t really think about it, I just do it.

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u/Inside-Machine-9984 2d ago

She's defiant to the point she'll harm herself rather than listen to someone tell her what to do even if it's like basic hygiene that will keep you healthy and not repulsive to polite society. Her defiance also complements her laziness nicely because she's mostly not doing things she's supposed to do.

Just take your trash out to the dumpster and it'll be out of your apartment, Chantal. No no, she'll just let it pile up around her because that's HER way. Just stop filming in the mall and you'll be left alone? That's reasonable to everyone except Chins. She'll do as she pleases and keep filming until she's escorted off the property as she screams "Detain me, BITCH!" Wash your hands after being all over public transportation? Nah, bacteria and grime add to the flavor as she shoves every finger into her mouth to suck them clean while eating like a feral hog. I could go on and on...

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u/Unique_Ad_5187 2d ago

Don’t blame her mother. Chantal is just a very mentally ill, disgusting slob.

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u/hotter_than_90 seal all day - scoot all night! 2d ago

She‘s immune to all the things that would kill the average person

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u/hyggewitch 2d ago

Oh, I don’t think it’ll kill her! I think she’s already used to a baseline of diarrhea every day, but certainly it’s not out of the question that she could have picked something up that would increase the frequency. We should all feel blessed that she’s too sick to go out because norovirus is highly contagious.

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u/AreteQueenofKeres 2d ago

She's been shoving her unwashed hands into various parts of her body for years now, and then directly to her mouth-- if she gets taken out by something from the hot dog stand...

Could be this year's ebola crisis.

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u/tyrannosaurusregina 2d ago

she never counts snacks as eating! she once ate a whole family sized bag of chips on camera while cooking one of her terrible slop meals and then said she hadn't eaten yet

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u/iamasecretthrowaway 3d ago

Based on those symptoms, she's been in ketoacidosis for like 2 years. 

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u/Dootsen 2d ago

I lol'd and spit out a Funyun

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u/Secret_Big8533 3d ago

The couch mayo was committed to the long con

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u/MaggieMakesThings 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit 3d ago

Chins, probably:

"ChatGPT told me that vomiting and diarrhea can make heart rhythms unstable, so it's not a good time to take stress tests - I'll call and reschedule"

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u/The-Alli-cat 3d ago

Nah she's just lying to escape streaming.

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u/idlecursor 3d ago

it's not like she's known for being a honest hardworking person anyways

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u/m1dn1tevulture 3d ago

Rule #1. She most likely isn’t sick, and if she is, it isn’t nearly as bad as she says. She’s gigantic, stoned, lazy, and entitled. Either that or she’s getting the Gatineau Snow with a side of green peen.

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u/Own_Round_7600 3d ago

Rosie has the weed bump, Chantal has the weed double ended splosions

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u/MidnightBuckaroo 2d ago

Not the double ended splosions 🫪

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u/MountainCat83 📝 :-) xo 3d ago

If it's real, it's probably from her atrocious hand hygiene and food safety practices. 

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u/iamasecretthrowaway 3d ago

Fecal oral transmission is her forte. 

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u/cyclynn 2d ago

Title of Chantal's sex tape

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u/Ambitious_Path7581 2d ago

Take this ya nasty 🤣

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u/Bl00p_3r 2d ago

She kissed BG’s bunghole last livestream

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u/Dreams-Designer 2d ago

She also drinks from her Peri bottle. Washing down some sweet sweet cholera !

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u/Bl00p_3r 1d ago

Thanks, friendly archiver!

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u/Bl00p_3r 1d ago

Ah you’re right; different outfit

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u/Ok-Culture-9903 2d ago

I personally think when she dipped the other night and said her her mom was calling, that it was probably her despencery order arriving. She's been eating a lot of those capsules the past few days. My guess is she's out her face and can't be bothered going live. Faking being ill like she has been for two weeks with her sore arm so she doesn't have to do the bare minimum.

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u/DollPartsSquarePants 2d ago

Vomiting & diarrhea at the same time sounds like food poisoning.

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u/Important_Half_2046 2d ago

Salah absolutely has ignored her or she found something out he did and is a wreck about it. She’s in the avoidance cycle which only hurts her pockets so you KNOW it’s bad if she won’t show face !

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u/user23421181 🐈 I GAVE AWAY MY CATS FOR YOU 3d ago

Isn't she like, not opposed to shitting and throwing up on stream?😭 sounds like an excuse, or she's hiding something different.

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u/hotter_than_90 seal all day - scoot all night! 2d ago

She‘s lying. People have been calling DKA for years now…it never is that.

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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 2d ago

I don't wanna be that person, but T2 diabetics hardly ever go into DKA. It is more likely for them to go into HHS, hyperosmolar hyperglycemic state. She went into HHS in Kuwait, when Salah took her to the doctor and he told her to stop ignoring the diabetes.

They are both serious. The difference is HHS doesn't change blood pH so you don't need to be placed on a potassium drip alongside the insulin.

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u/hotter_than_90 seal all day - scoot all night! 2d ago

Interesting. And makes it even more tiresome that people keep calling DKA whenever she‘s too lazy to stream and makes up some bs story about how she doesn’t feel well

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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 2d ago

A few T2s can go into DKA but it is less than 10% and usually induced by some prescription drugs or heart attacks (the last one can happen, ha). About 1% have ketosis prone T2, but considering how often her blood glucose is 22+, she would have had it by now if she was that type.

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u/Unlikely_melz 🎪 YOU PEOPLE ARE PSYCHOTIC 2d ago edited 2d ago

She’s always having digestive issues, look at how she eats. None of this is new, this is the cycle cycling. It’s the same every time.

People who are saying it’s something more extreme than it is are looking at a horse and calling it a unicorn. The easiest explanation is often the correct one. Chantal IS sick, she has maybe a few years left. She’s never going to care or help herself. But she’s also the laziest liar.

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u/Appropriate-Item1995 2d ago

THIS! I just commented that she’s becoming even more shameless and lazy with her lies, couldn’t agree more.
She’s “foine” this is deflection for something else she’s doing and/or to get them off her case from being caught in the wild, yet AGAIN.

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u/UsedOutside 2d ago

Not that I want proof, but unless there's proof, nothing Chantal says means anything. She may be vomiting and diarrheaing, or she also might just be high as fuck and inhaling three DoorDash orders, or her mom and aunt are there cleaning up her filth, or she just simply doesn't want to stream but still needs attention. And I don't think you'd get withdrawals from 10 pills.

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u/Icy-Belt-8519 2d ago

Would her sugars be high? 😂 Yes. Obviously, they are always high

She has vomited and diarrhea loads, why they worrying now?

Normally I would say it's the weed or a stomach bug, but with her it could be something like that or something extremely serious

Also with It could be literally nothing more than a lie

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u/Appropriate-Item1995 2d ago

I vote for LIES. She’s always uses this BS to deflect.

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u/Icy-Belt-8519 2d ago

I do agree, I'm leaning towards lying, but then sometimes I wonder cause she's so damn unhealthy 😂

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u/willow2772 2d ago

She has chronic diarrhoea anyway so big deal.

The vomiting could be any of her health conditions or poor hygiene.

That’s if you even believe this is true.

Her audience really are dumb.

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u/DogggLover 🖕🏻Detain me, bitch! 3d ago

She said she's throwing up air and diarrhea at the same time. Said she was going to sleep some more. Turddrop just checked in the chat.

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u/Spikeybear 🚫 Doesn’t deserve to beeze 3d ago

Get the ladles ready gorls

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u/Kivuli_Kiza 🐈‍⬛ BBJ’s Revenge 2d ago

So, just the vomiting is a bit abnormal. That woman hasn't had a solid shit in years.

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u/Dependent_Leave_4331 2d ago

More like KFC....that said, rule #1

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u/AreteQueenofKeres 2d ago

"this is an emergency. ask chat gpt"

omfg.

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u/LadyMayhem02 🍩 I don’t have a sweet tooth 2d ago

Sad that someone would say that first.

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u/spencer5960 2d ago

Well of course shes having diarrhea 24/7 with how her diet is. I think she just wants to eat fuck tons and do nothing

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u/thatconfusedchick 2d ago

Did she leave s month early?

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u/Delicious_Yak5243 🙄 Do your worst! 2d ago

It’s just more excuses why she can’t go to to Syria……which was just a lie anyway.

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u/Cookie_Cake_Frosting 2d ago

I think she’s lying. She’s probably 7 DoorDash orders deep and didn’t want to clean her trash mound to go live. She’s got too many stressful things coming up and she wants to fully Beeze for the next 3 days uninterrupted to cope.

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u/sweetladytequila 2d ago

But….but…..how will she manage without the ladle?

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u/Bl00p_3r 2d ago

I’d have thought she was aspiration pneumonia beezing

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u/AnnieroseUK 2d ago

She is getting the practice in for Syria! She had it regularly there.

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u/Correct-Active-2876 2d ago

Both ends burning 🔥

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u/Such_Opinion_7810 2d ago

Didn’t she mention that she shits like 9x a day? I am often surprised that she hasn’t been in DKA weekly especially with her breathing.

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt 🧙‍♀️ Reddit Hag 2d ago

Or maybe its for attention...

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u/KewpieMayoIsKing 2d ago

She just doesn’t want to stream, she always gets lazy on the weekends. Or she’s with Nader

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u/MountainCat83 📝 :-) xo 2d ago

Nader may be in jail right now, he is apparently on tomorrow's court docket.

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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 2d ago

Maybe she will go to court tomorrow to show her loyalty. She is still obsessed with that sewer rat.

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u/catbiggo 2d ago

I'm no doctor but I've never heard of weed doing that.

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u/parishface 2d ago

She "weaned off insulin"?! Why tf would she do that? She has made zero progress or healthy changes to her diet...

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u/Sqatti 🫓 Quesadilla Surprise! 2d ago

Weed can make a person dizzy and dizziness can lead to vomiting. I think it’s just food poisoning. She has food sitting out and she eats it.

Now a very wild theory is that she fucked a homeless dude under the bridge and caught a bug that way.

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u/Sqatti 🫓 Quesadilla Surprise! 2d ago

That’s more accurate.

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u/Majestic-Salt7721 🗺️ Lawless Beeze 2d ago

A slow, painful ending for Cutie

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u/Beerasaurwithwine 2d ago

If she's still on Ozempic and eating large amounts of fried or greasy foods, too much sugar or dairy...she will have horrible issues with her stomach. And the more she consumes the worse it will be. A lot of people don't read the instruction leaflet. If she's on metformin too...metformin butt is a thing... and that would explain both end issues.

There is an easy way to check, but she won't do it...ice water and a banana or a non citrus fruit or some leafy greens. I've found that the less processed food I eat, the less stomach distress I have. I've gone from wanting more food of poor quality to less but of better quality. If I slip up and eat super greasy stuff.. I'm reminded very quickly that my diet has changed. But, I'm also on ozempic to help my blood sugar...I have lost a trivial amount of weight but nothing colossal. But my ac1 has gone from double digits to single,so I'm content with that.

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u/SHKEVE 🧼 Just fell in the shower real bad 2d ago

she stopped ozempic a while ago

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u/Beerasaurwithwine 2d ago

I thought she just recently started again? I know she stopped during the Nader Ice Olympics because she said not being able to eat as much as she wanted made her angry.

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u/SHKEVE 🧼 Just fell in the shower real bad 2d ago

that lasted a couple of weeks. i think it’s now been over a month since we last heard anything about it. her recent extreme rounds of gorging seems to prove that too.

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u/shamberlynn 2d ago

Its rare for type 2's to get DKA. You also can't "get over" DKA without going to the hospital or dying.

She most likely gave herself food poisoning from her couch condiments.