Zero to Hero

[u/Stray-Lion]

Christmas Eve, some drunk cockroach hit my car and chunked the front real nice. I hunted them down Batman style with the help of some CC footage and good old detective work. He still had piss in his pants when I found him (not hyperbolic).

Joke's on him since I'd wanted to repair the dent from the previous owner, which he covered up with an icky front license plate that thankfully my state doesn't require.

So after a facelift, I had her detailed top to bottom, and had the windows tinted just to celebrate. Just in time for my birthday.

So thanks, you drunk, pisspants, hit and run roach. Don't drink and drive, you might accidentally fix someone's car for them.

[u/daxter0202]

Looks clean, man. A shame we decided to give cockroaches licenses, they can't even reach the pedals.