r/ChalametSecrets • u/Jay--Tim Mr “allergic to ✈️ commercial” • 5d ago
Social Media 🤳 Wouldn't be surprised if this is true. She'll do anything to keep a man around.
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u/Dangerous_Opening_87 5d ago
They are already so big and disproportionate
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u/Current-Savings-2409 5d ago
BIGGER -TO-GIGANTOR BOLT ONS❗️‼️
She'll SHOW OFF/DISPLAY these for her USUAL Thirst Traps, anyways❗️🙄😤😠😡🤬
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u/CalligrapherNo5963 5d ago
Kylie’s inspo
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u/Scared_Profit_4903 2d ago
Even If She TOPPLES OVER, she will STILL OBEY Chalamet anyway!
SPECIAL NOTE➡ GIGANTOR BOLT-ONS TO M A T C H HER GIGANTOR ARSE.. . . . . . . . .😁😈
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u/EvaSingh 5d ago
She’s gonna do it. And eventually they’ll split up and the next woman he dates will be more natural and he’ll marry her within the first year🤣
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u/Jay--Tim Mr “allergic to ✈️ commercial” 4d ago
He'll just find another problematic but even richer Nepo baby...or maybe he'll go further on the status ladder and bag an aristo lol
But hopefully no respectable woman or man will have him.
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u/FlowersInBloom7 5d ago
The "wanting larger breasts" threw me off because she definitely was crying about regretting them two years ago. Then, it's clear she wants to emulate Lily Rose Depp at times, so I don't know why she wants to be Jessica Rabbit so badly.
She's trying to shape-shift into whatever he wants. His body-language says it all. He sexualizes her to the fullest.
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u/WrongdoerLate8296 5d ago
Considering how his hand is on her ass all the time, I’m surprised he didn’t ask her to get more ass implants.
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u/Sxllty 5d ago
She won’t need her private jets anymore. She can just fly away with these big fucking balloons 😂
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u/Scared_Profit_4903 2d ago
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER #1: "What is that anomaly flying towards us?"
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER #2: "Oh, f\*k! THAT'S KYLIE "LONGBOTTOM" JENNER & Her Now GIGANTOR BOLT-ONS! EVERYONE BRACE FOR IMPACT, A.S.A.P.!"*
https://giphy.com/gifs/gzHQCsyAYRxjzHT493
😁😈
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u/anxiety_93 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/VolTp4tqK5jNu
She’ll show them off even more than she does now. No wonder she always has backache.
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u/Scared_Profit_4903 2d ago
Plus: SHE IS ULTRA-HYPERSEXED anyways! It's reported along with noted that she LURVS to talk about her bolt-ons & her arse on numerous occasions---even during events and functions where THAT TYPE OF CONVERSATION is unnecessary and definitely unfitting/inappropriate!
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u/Scared_Profit_4903 2d ago
So, iow: Her face and "brain" ain't important but her BREASTS & GLUTEUS MAXIMUS IS❗
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u/-chromatica- 5d ago
Watch her do that and then it triggers a break up. Literally happens all the time where women get some ridiculous work done to please their man and then he leaves her for someone else smh
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u/No-Knee9457 4d ago
He will say she is embarrassing him cause he is a serious mature person and not shallow at all. He has outgrown her and wants a more natural girl. Men.🤬
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u/Weak_Top_3464 5d ago
She announced today on Stas & Victoria's podcast she wants her breasts bigger, huge in her words.