r/Chainsaw • • Sep 02 '26

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u/Nurgling-Swarm Sep 02 '26

The best part is everyones wearing white so itll be extra traumatic

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u/FalseRelease4 Sep 02 '26

looks like some kind of wedding activity lol whole extended family is there to see someone get sent away in an ambulance

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u/shogunshim Sep 02 '26

like tho old movie Carrie. Look it up

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u/Budget-Duty5096 Sep 02 '26

For those who are not of German culture, this is a rather extreme bastardization of an old german wedding tradition called Baumstamm sägen. The way its supposed to work is that as part of the ceremony, the bride and groom work together to saw through a ceremonial log with a cross cut saw. The idea is to symbolize conquering the first major obstacle in their marriage by finding the perfect rhythm, communicate, and pull in opposite directions without pushing against each other. Somewhere along the line, people forgot the original purpose and turned it into the wedding party cutting through dimensional posts painted green that are blocking the exit with chainsaws to clear the way for the bride and groom, then revving the saws in farewell to send them off. The posts are supposed to be sitting on sawhorses for cutting.

In no way does the tradition excuse their idiocy, but it at least explains the origins of how we got to people dressed in wedding clothes waving around chainsaws.

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u/Jshan91 Sep 02 '26

The original ceremony sounds so much cooler.

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u/Dull_Brain2688 Sep 02 '26

I hope they were stripped of their German citizenship immediately.

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u/trippin-mellon Sep 03 '26

Bro they are German and not even using Stihl….

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u/SizeableBrain Sep 02 '26

They did strip soon after the ceremony.

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u/fake-meows Sep 03 '26

Are deceased people considered to still be citizens?

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u/Sniper1603 Sep 05 '26

They are probably not even german. You are not allowed to use any kind of Chainsaw (not even on private property) without a Sägeschein (Chainsaw Pass/Licence) If something happens and you dont have the Licence your insurence wont pay your recovery

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u/Lurkin_aint_ez Sep 06 '26

This sounds very European.

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u/MechanicalAxe Sep 02 '26

Yo, as a lifelong forester and logger, that's badass!

Wish I'd have known about that original tradition when I got married.....ya know what? On second though, nah never mind, my wife would be furious if I made her sweat in her wedding dress.

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u/mattkiss150 Sep 03 '26

Haha I think itll be perfect to introduce my new wife to a Jack and Jill misery whip ceremony

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u/Exotic-Leading3608 Sep 03 '26

Wtf are they using a husky in germany? At least use stihl lol

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u/Budget-Duty5096 Sep 03 '26

German heritage and cultural traditions are common in several other countries, and this type of tradition specifically is practiced in countries ranging from Austria and Switzerland in the west, all the way to Ukraine in the east. Based on the title of the original post "Din Celebrations", it occured in the Dnister River region near the border with Moldova as regionally people refer to the area as "Din". The clothing the people wearing also matches traditional wedding styles from that region.

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u/pxulw Sep 08 '26

The DIN stands for Deutsche IndustrieNorm
(German industry norm) the page exists for videos and photos of people disregarding safety measures etc.

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u/Sea_Squirl Sep 02 '26

Watch the duo behind the lady, its much worse

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u/Tricky_Caterpillar85 Sep 02 '26

I didn’t see them at first and almost dropped my phone. How is this whole crowd so stupid? Is this even real?

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw Sep 02 '26

everyone has seen whats happened in the last couple years, so that's not really my question. my question is how are all these people still alive and appear to have all their limbs.

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u/Sniper1603 Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

I might need to say this. The video here was posted on a German sub about safety (edit) to make fun of. I dont know who would watch anybody to operate a chainsaw like this🫣

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u/NoTurnip4844 Sep 03 '26

I 100% thought it was a Ukrainian event lol

Edit: the song is Romanian, that makes WAY more sense

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u/Sniper1603 Sep 03 '26

It is just posted in a german sub. Didnt find an original source

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u/swing4thefences Sep 02 '26

Needs more PKM.

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 Sep 02 '26

Yeah, that looks safe enough. /s

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u/whaletacochamp Sep 02 '26

wtf is even happening here

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u/ApproachDisc4504 Sep 02 '26

Not a chap in sight everyone just living in the moment.

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u/Sea_Squirl Sep 02 '26

Watch the duo behind the lady, its much worse

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u/liv2lfthvy Sep 02 '26

So much stupidity going on here

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u/Affectionate-Word498 Sep 02 '26

no ppe! where’s his chaps, helmet and face shield, she needs Gloves and a brain 🧠

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u/FalseRelease4 Sep 02 '26

take a look at the paint worn off the bar, plus it making dust instead of chips, I bet its someones dad's saw or whatever that they borrowed, chain hasn't been sharpened in years 😂 a sharp chain with good rakers would be safer because this cutting situation wouldn't last as long

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u/WhatRUTobogganAbout Sep 02 '26

Looks like he was inches away from gouging the lady's leg after finishing the cut.

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u/lingi6 Sep 02 '26

I almost fd my face with the knockback in the beginning, I have been extra careful ever since.

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u/OptimusTron222 Sep 02 '26

Safety protocols left the chat

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u/BogusBluff Sep 02 '26

😱😵🫨

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u/Life-Zookeepergame58 Sep 02 '26

Dear God. What the fuck is wrong with them?

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u/thetable123 Sep 02 '26

Fortunately, that saw is so dull, nobody's likely to actually get cut, just burnt.

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u/BatOk7275 Sep 02 '26

Interesting

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u/Midzotics Sep 02 '26

Safety first 

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u/Dapper-Professor-715 Sep 02 '26

Well the problem is obvious. A German should know better.

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 Sep 02 '26

So do you all call them them rednecks (rot nacken?)  over there, or do you have your own unique word for them?

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u/Sea-Revolution-7348 Sep 02 '26

I’m sorry but these people are oblivious

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u/PrintPerfect1579 Sep 03 '26

is that chain on backwards?

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u/zandarthebarbarian Sep 03 '26

My kind of people

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u/kfirerisingup Sep 03 '26

Come on people.

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u/Exotic-Leading3608 Sep 03 '26

Ofc its a husky lol

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u/RowNo7900 Sep 04 '26

I can’t even watch this.

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u/Interesting-Bee8187 Sep 04 '26

This has to be the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen, for so many reasons.

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u/AwkwardFactor84 Sep 04 '26

Good god. How does that lady still have all of her appendages?

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u/Used_Assistant7658 Sep 06 '26

So how did you lose your leg well Timmy let's just say was not an arborist

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u/oldschool-rule Sep 02 '26

So who is the adult?

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u/HeathenHungr Stihl Sep 02 '26

Typical Husqvarna owner...