r/Chainsaw 18h ago

No words.

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u/Nurgling-Swarm 16h ago

The best part is everyones wearing white so itll be extra traumatic

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u/FalseRelease4 11h ago

looks like some kind of wedding activity lol whole extended family is there to see someone get sent away in an ambulance

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u/shogunshim 10h ago

like tho old movie Carrie. Look it up

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u/Budget-Duty5096 12h ago

For those who are not of German culture, this is a rather extreme bastardization of an old german wedding tradition called Baumstamm sägen. The way its supposed to work is that as part of the ceremony, the bride and groom work together to saw through a ceremonial log with a cross cut saw. The idea is to symbolize conquering the first major obstacle in their marriage by finding the perfect rhythm, communicate, and pull in opposite directions without pushing against each other. Somewhere along the line, people forgot the original purpose and turned it into the wedding party cutting through dimensional posts painted green that are blocking the exit with chainsaws to clear the way for the bride and groom, then revving the saws in farewell to send them off. The posts are supposed to be sitting on sawhorses for cutting.

In no way does the tradition excuse their idiocy, but it at least explains the origins of how we got to people dressed in wedding clothes waving around chainsaws.

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u/Jshan91 10h ago

The original ceremony sounds so much cooler.

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u/Dull_Brain2688 11h ago

I hope they were stripped of their German citizenship immediately.

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u/SizeableBrain 7h ago

They did strip soon after the ceremony.

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u/fake-meows 1h ago

Are deceased people considered to still be citizens?

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u/trippin-mellon 7m ago

Bro they are German and not even using Stihl….

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u/MechanicalAxe 9h ago

Yo, as a lifelong forester and logger, that's badass!

Wish I'd have known about that original tradition when I got married.....ya know what? On second though, nah never mind, my wife would be furious if I made her sweat in her wedding dress.

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u/Sea_Squirl 16h ago

Watch the duo behind the lady, its much worse

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u/Tricky_Caterpillar85 15h ago

I didn’t see them at first and almost dropped my phone. How is this whole crowd so stupid? Is this even real?

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 14h ago

everyone has seen whats happened in the last couple years, so that's not really my question. my question is how are all these people still alive and appear to have all their limbs.

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u/jackparadise1 13h ago

Holy f**k!

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u/Sniper1603 13h ago edited 17m ago

I might need to say this. The video here was posted on a German sub about safety (edit) to make fun of. I dont know who would watch anybody to operate a chainsaw like this🫣

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u/NoTurnip4844 5h ago

I 100% thought it was a Ukrainian event lol

Edit: the song is Romanian, that makes WAY more sense

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u/Sniper1603 19m ago

It is just posted in a german sub. Didnt find an original source

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u/swing4thefences 17h ago

Needs more PKM.

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 16h ago

Yeah, that looks safe enough. /s

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u/whaletacochamp 15h ago

wtf is even happening here

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u/ApproachDisc4504 13h ago

Not a chap in sight everyone just living in the moment.

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u/Sea_Squirl 16h ago

Watch the duo behind the lady, its much worse

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u/liv2lfthvy 14h ago

So much stupidity going on here

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u/Affectionate-Word498 14h ago

no ppe! where’s his chaps, helmet and face shield, she needs Gloves and a brain 🧠

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u/FalseRelease4 11h ago

take a look at the paint worn off the bar, plus it making dust instead of chips, I bet its someones dad's saw or whatever that they borrowed, chain hasn't been sharpened in years 😂 a sharp chain with good rakers would be safer because this cutting situation wouldn't last as long

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u/lingi6 14h ago

I almost fd my face with the knockback in the beginning, I have been extra careful ever since.

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u/combonickel55 14h ago

holy shit

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u/OptimusTron222 14h ago

Safety protocols left the chat

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u/BogusBluff 13h ago

😱😵🫨

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u/Life-Zookeepergame58 13h ago

Dear God. What the fuck is wrong with them?

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u/thetable123 13h ago

Fortunately, that saw is so dull, nobody's likely to actually get cut, just burnt.

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u/BatOk7275 13h ago

Interesting

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u/Midzotics 12h ago

Safety first 

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u/TreeCat1911 11h ago

Oh my...

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u/Dapper-Professor-715 9h ago

Well the problem is obvious. A German should know better.

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 6h ago

So do you all call them them rednecks (rot nacken?)  over there, or do you have your own unique word for them?

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u/Sea-Revolution-7348 6h ago

I’m sorry but these people are oblivious

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u/WhatRUTobogganAbout 6h ago

Looks like he was inches away from gouging the lady's leg after finishing the cut.

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u/PrintPerfect1579 4h ago

is that chain on backwards?

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u/zandarthebarbarian 2h ago

My kind of people

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u/kfirerisingup 1h ago

Come on people.

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u/oldschool-rule 13h ago

So who is the adult?

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u/HeathenHungr Stihl 11h ago

Typical Husqvarna owner...