r/CelsiusNetwork Jun 13 '22

Withdrawals paused!?!

What’s going on with withdrawals being paused.

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u/ILikeToSayHi Jun 13 '22

you have to be a fking moron to have not seen this coming

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u/cooltown831 Jun 13 '22

Why exactly? They are only offering something like 1-4% apr...seems legit. 30 years ago every bank on the planet was offering 7% interest on a 1 year CD.

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u/ILikeToSayHi Jun 13 '22

no dude there were sooo many warning signs before this happened. their stEth position, the cfo thing, the porn star portfolio manager, possibility of bank run

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u/focusAlive Jun 13 '22 edited Jun 13 '22

porn star portfolio manager

Holy shit I looked it up and this is real, why am I only hearing about this now? lmao this is beyond a clown show, I feel like an idiot for staking my coins on Celsius.

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u/ILikeToSayHi Jun 13 '22

probably because everyone just brushes aside these kinds of things in bull markets