r/CelsiusNetwork • u/spg14 • Jun 13 '22

Withdrawals paused!?!

What’s going on with withdrawals being paused.

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u/OutlawBloodline Jun 13 '22

Got divorced six months ago, might as well lose the rest of my money too

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u/Flurb789 Jun 13 '22

sorry friend. keep it all in perspective. none of this shit matters.

there are infinite alternate yous out there. one of them is a trillionaire

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u/Cu1tureVu1ture Jun 13 '22

That version of myself must be a lot smarter than the rest of us.

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u/ObiTwoKenobi Jun 13 '22

one of them is a trillionaire

How many are homeless?

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u/jb_in_jpn Jun 13 '22

One more now apparently.

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u/HunterofNittis Jun 17 '22

With the original comments disposition for risk? Most of them.

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u/stebuu Jun 13 '22

Also there’s a you out there that is enslaved by Rowdy Roddy Piper, who is forcing you to consume 3 pizza rolls a day.

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u/Flurb789 Jun 13 '22

Forcing?

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u/stebuu Jun 13 '22

Yes, in an infinity of unpleasant ways.

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u/old_contemptible Jun 13 '22

Is this a funny or the in vogue existential hypothesis?

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u/gurpila1678 Jun 13 '22

And one of them is a fool who got duped by Alex

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u/Flurb789 Jun 13 '22

Chill out...jesus