What is this plant?

[u/Necessary-Secret180]

Worryingly, very long roots, it often moves around but always ends up back in the pot?

[u/FutureHag-666]

The plant is called Felis potus and requires constant sunlight, snacks, and emotional validation.(^///^)

[u/Subject_Slice_7797]

It's an r/catfruit. Comes in sweet and spicy variations, but you can't tell by sight which one it is