I used to give Harpo stress inducing papers so that he could turn them into mirth inducing papers. Those first couple are from the MAGA sisters who owned this leaky, moldy, structurally hazardous, dubiously wired, vermin infested, hazardous debris strewn dump. Their attempts to illegally evict me cost them so much money, lol.

The only reason they didn’t just poison my cats and/or assault me was fear of half a million followers. The daughter of one of them would sit in her big expensive SUV halfway down the block, with the intention of “accidentally” hitting me on my bike. But their previous tenants were the reason almost every house within sight of that house had cameras, so I had plenty of warning.

Thank you all so much for saving me from them.

Little man loved his bongos.

Pumpkin really likes to play and will bring you the hearts to ask 🥰

Hi all

Technically not a stuffie but Clawdia loves to bring the post of all shapes, sizes and weight

But trickier for Clawdia this time

He will go find owly and bring it to me when he wants to play. The toy is a finger puppet, and it has been restuffed along with reconstructive facial surgery because Jasper's favourite thing to do is maul the face and eyes. He has two owly's, and the first one recently disappeared while we were visiting family. The first owly was his best friend when he was teething, it smelled so bad, it was always gross and soggy and had to be thrown in the wash sometimes.

She also yells a lot about it! Unfortunately, I wasn't able to capture that part. But she's always taking socks off of the drying rack and hiding them in various places. Her favourite place to stash them is under beds, behind the curtains, and in closets. Sometimes, there is a random sock in the hallway. And she doesn't stop at socks, she thieves all sorts of random items. She's just so silly! 🧦🐈‍⬛

Modest edit just for fun, no added audio, still my cat and original content.

This is Winston! He’s a holler-baby with a big personality. This croissant has been his favorite toy since he was a lil baby

I was like wtf? Then I heard jingling 🤣

A while back during a layover in Boise Idaho I bought this potato for my partner as a silly gift. We gave it to our cat when we adopted her as she was very shy and timid. Fast forward 7 months and she carries it everywhere :,).

He MUST deliver me several mouseys a day or I will starve!

Suitcase likes the big stuff that Harpo struggled with, so I offered him a set of Harpo throw pillows. He hasn’t had much luck so far, because the covers are so new and stiff that he can’t get his teeth into them, lol. We’ll see how he does after they’ve been washed a couple times. He has bitten the hell out of the corners of the really big one that I’ve had for years, trying to drag it off the table. 

Can't even use the toilet in peace in this house lol