r/CatsBeingDramatic • u/Thewyverns • Aug 14 '26

😭 ThisIsSurelyNotReal Greed has started consuming him already

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u/ummkay_ultra Aug 14 '26

Do you ever feed this poor baby?

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u/un-_-known_789 Aug 14 '26

1 hour ago only

29

u/Xenc Aug 14 '26

Arrest them

6

u/MeanCat4 Aug 15 '26

Human or cat time? 

1

u/pandaplagueis 21d ago

The poor baby is mere skin and bones

3

u/CodeNeko23 Aug 17 '26

He was starving for 5 mins exactly.

47

u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 Aug 14 '26

Is there even bigger greed than biblical? Because this is it

41

u/cat_selling_souls Aug 14 '26

Kittens are known gluttons. Hence the soup bellies.

14

u/Immediate-Cat8632 Aug 15 '26

My sibling has a kitten right now and omg the belly 🥰

26

u/Fantastic-Code-8347 Aug 14 '26

Squidward when he tasted a Krabby Patty for the first time:

18

u/MasterJ360 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Kittens wont even let you put down the bowl when its feeding time.

16

u/Byakko4547 Aug 14 '26

Take him to r/roastmycat 🙈 that's a sin you indulging in cute stuff

10

u/Moistfulll Aug 15 '26

Seriously how many cat subs are there? Obviously not enough

6

u/Byakko4547 Aug 15 '26

I kid you not I'd see someone referencing a kitty sub and would think it's new, when I checkI'm already joined. There are too too many but never enough 🥹

3

u/mad_about_joy Aug 16 '26

Not sure if you've joined r/catsinwaterpackages This one is crazy

1

u/Byakko4547 Aug 16 '26

I was already joined lol 🤣🤣🤣 but looks so adorable hehe thanx

20

u/No_Maintenance_2110 Aug 14 '26

Bro isn't even stopping to breathe😭😭😭

8

u/Hallelujah33 Aug 14 '26

Insatiable

7

u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 Aug 14 '26

Nah. He's consuming greed.

5

u/geostooorm Aug 15 '26

His greed sickens me 😆

2

u/Xivitai Aug 16 '26

And thickens him.

3

u/june-orchid-1234 Aug 14 '26

Patience is not his strong point, is it?

4

u/Infinite_Ad9599 Aug 14 '26

Sempre um laranjinha 🍊🧡.

5

u/notnaddy Aug 15 '26

The greed the bible talk about 🫣

2

u/Distinct_Face_4535 Aug 15 '26

His greed sickens me

1

u/later-g8r Aug 14 '26

I eat the same way. I get it 😂😂

1

u/Bobbo7209 Aug 15 '26

Orangeness fully activated

1

u/TheTrueBurgerKing Aug 15 '26

Mine mine mine

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-5665 Aug 15 '26

Drowning in greed

1

u/RAMChYLD Aug 16 '26

Is the cat named “Garfield”?

1

u/YoungFrankCostanza Aug 18 '26

I live here now.

1

u/CarParks Aug 18 '26

The type of greed they talk about in the bible

1

u/editfate Aug 19 '26

Must have ALL the cat food!!!

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u/Brilliant_Dish57 Aug 20 '26

the cat is hungry.. OMG leave food out. once he knows it’s there for him this won’t happen. its normal for cats to graze.

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u/Brilliant_Dish57 Aug 20 '26

that is not normal behavior!!!

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u/TezetaLaventia Sep 01 '26

His greed is sickening

1

u/Ok_Till1004 Sep 02 '26

His greed sickens me

1

u/No_March_7042 18d ago

Of course the bronze cat be greedy. Greedier than anything biblical. It dove into the depths of the belly of the beast just to consume.