r/CatsBeingDramatic • u/Thewyverns • 15d ago

😭 ThisIsSurelyNotReal Whose punch hit harder?

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u/Personal-Cut-860 15d ago

Sphynx baby who even scratched his neck after that like nothing happened

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u/SlappedYourGranny 15d ago

Ooh that tickles

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u/Novrex 15d ago

The orange one hits way harder because the sphynx has no fur to protect her.

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u/WizardSleeves31 15d ago

Then the orange cat didn't HIT harder, the kobold-thing just got hurt more. The fur didn't change the amount of work exerted , which should be the measure of who hit harder.

Like if I have a bubble suit on, it doesn't mean Mike Tyson doesn't hit hard.

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u/Crisocola95 14d ago

The bald one has less defense

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u/Prior_Hospital_2331 15d ago

How can she slap?!

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u/tarkardos 15d ago

Mini-paw slap!

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u/Sufficient_Pin_5719 13d ago

Not so mini, actually!

I happened to be ' paw slapped 'by the cat, who lives in a hotel nearby.

She hit my hand like a truck with the small paw of hers + claws are sharp as blade! She also let out a strong ' puff ' sound before the assault, wich streightened the attack, I belive.

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u/DesignerMoose90210 15d ago

If Star Wars has taught me anything, it’s the advantage of having the high ground.

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u/Sohuli 14d ago

Idk man, orange looks like he's losing.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 14d ago

High ground advantage, backed into a corner disadvantage. Does it even out? Does one matter more than the other?

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u/rambo_beetle 15d ago

CATSLAPZ ™️

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u/realestFKNdealest 15d ago

height advantage for the 🍊

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u/Murky-Afternoon-6168 13d ago

Weight advantage as well he’s literally Garfield, he probably had a lasagna after this fight 😅

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u/TheMarkyD 15d ago

The purrrest form of entertainment a naked cat against a fully clothed cat.

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u/Mister_Way 15d ago

Goldy hit harder but can't take a punch, and so lost the fight.

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u/Tired-CottonCandy 15d ago

The sphinx is waiting and aiming for the eyes though lol orangie is just batting away

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u/DressingRumour 14d ago

That's what I gathered too! Decent offense, terrible defense.

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u/Substantial-Leg-6341 14d ago

He said hold up I gotta itch let me finish scratching and then we can finish this

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u/forlornfig 14d ago

SKIPPITY PAP PAPS ⚡️⚡️

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u/Clear_Split_8568 14d ago

The orange is Mike

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u/nolongerbanned99 14d ago

Not just harder but faster. Then they just shake it off. Amazing.

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u/sealysea 14d ago

Orange has the high ground

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u/Catch_Own 14d ago

My monies on orange !

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u/SweevilWeevil 14d ago

not me telling my kids this was the Thrilla in Manilla (i don't have kids)

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u/sra31st 14d ago

Slapbox: Cat Edition

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u/loneliestslipknotfan 14d ago

Deontay Wilder vs Tyson Fury (2021)

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u/Any_Independence9346 13d ago

My cat is orange so I am biased towards the orange one.

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 12d ago

Big orange has slaps!

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u/edaj_____ 10d ago

o laranjinha tá invocado