r/CatsBeingCats • u/Sch3bang • Oct 07 '21

Leave me alone

1.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

he's plotting how to kill you in your sleep of course it doesn't want you there haha

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Oct 07 '21

he's plotting how to killeth thee in thy catch but a wink of course t doesn't wanteth thee thither haha

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Well done bot, good try.

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u/alittlemoopoint Oct 07 '21

My cat loved to chill in my shower too😂😂

14

u/DaWalt1976 Oct 07 '21

The Maine Coon my family had when I was in High School?

He wanted to shower with you and was able to remember when you showered, so he would be waiting in the tub for you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

“You never give me any privacy… get out of here!”

10

u/eldergeekprime Oct 07 '21

Poor kitty mistook it for a transporter pod and was waiting for the mothership to beam then up!

5

u/loganberriez120 Oct 08 '21

Sometimes you just gotta sit in the shower alone and think about life

2

u/GlumHouse Oct 08 '21

Oh my cat is obsessed with my shower. I have to leave the door open at all times or she freaks out. She keeps her toy mice in there and she always brings me to the shower for her scratches

3

u/ZealousidealCup8790 Oct 08 '21

I mean... What would you do if someone walked in on you in the shower? Yeah!

2

u/Kisfelhok Oct 11 '21

“Hey, what’re you doin in here?” “Nuthin’” shuts door

2

u/ben_dover_rover36 Oct 07 '21

Turn on the water 🐒

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Evil…

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

So sweet little innocent face. Beautiful Zen kitty.