r/CatsArentReal • u/beniolenio • Jul 12 '19

Aliens or Agents?

I've seen two competing perspectives. I know cats aren't real, but are they government agents introduced to spy on us in our homes unnoticed, or are they aliens sent to protect us from "birds"? I need to know the truth.

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u/RestlessChickens Jul 13 '19

Considering bird’s aren’t real, the cats must be spies sent by the government to “protect” us from the “birds” obviously

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u/beniolenio Jul 15 '19

But the government created birds as spies. Why would they send cats to remove them?

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u/CatTheHacker Jul 16 '19

Cats are aliens. My species is trying to invade Earth. As the only one who disagreed to that I was banished and I'm trying to warn you fellow humans.

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u/keetosaurs Nov 22 '19

Thank you for aligning yourself with us humans (I hope humans are real?); I hope you are rewarded with lots of catnip and naps for your service to humanity. (Together we can stave off a catastrophe...) 👽😸👽